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    monstrosityHamilton Nolan
    2/20/14 3:08pm

    One year after a really heavy winter when the snow finally melted the smell of dog shit permeated my neighbourhood for about a week from the park which was filled with it because no owner would pick it up out of the deep snow when taking their dogs out over the past 6 months.

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      ad infinitummonstrosity
      2/20/14 3:21pm

      I remember that phenomenon well from Chicago. People have this bizarre belief that dog crap stops "counting" when there's snow on the ground.

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      MoonCat82 is a nomnivoread infinitum
      2/20/14 3:35pm

      Ah yes....turning spring into a wonderful fairyland of mud and freshly thawed shit.

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    CimoreneHamilton Nolan
    2/20/14 3:52pm

    Tim Garrett's answer is super interesting. Yea science!!

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      Johnny ChundersHamilton Nolan
      2/20/14 3:19pm

      No. Snow does not make things cleaner. What we non-æsir call 'snow' is the visitation of the Scandinavian King Snærr, son of Frosti.

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        Jesseco09Hamilton Nolan
        2/20/14 3:19pm

        In the north things are so nice looking and green in the summer. Come winter, as soon as the snow is pushed around and driven on cities look like utter shit. Come check out Minneapolis or Duluth or Fargo this time of year. Disgusting looking.

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          apeshapedmanHamilton Nolan
          2/20/14 3:24pm

          Now that it is melting, all I see is the high volume of dog shit in my yard. In the spring I will run the lawnmower to spread it out more evenly.

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            ThidrekrHamilton Nolan
            2/20/14 3:12pm

            Toronto is basically a muddy, salty mess right now, so, no.

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              HiMyNameIsJayAgainHamilton Nolan
              2/20/14 3:12pm

              Did Tim Garrett ever follow up?

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                Double-ScorpionHamilton Nolan
                2/20/14 3:16pm

                Next up on Ask A Clean Person.
                How do I clean a city?

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                  Good-In-TheoryDouble-Scorpion
                  2/20/14 5:19pm
                  GIF
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                MikeGreggsHamilton Nolan
                2/20/14 4:19pm

                "But there's this book...that doesn't say anything about it."

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                  IMissTheOldInternetMikeGreggs
                  2/21/14 9:55am

                  We really have no way of knowing if snow makes things cleaner, because to know that we'd have to know how clean or dirty things were in the past, and you can't observe that. The Bible doesn't say that the snow came and made things clean or the snow came and made things dirty, so clearly it has no effect. See, that's the difference between historical science and observational science.

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                carlossafetyHamilton Nolan
                2/20/14 3:08pm

                Nope. Snow is a sponge for dirt, piss and dogshit.

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                  lmpcarlossafety
                  2/20/14 3:11pm

                  The snow on the roads gets a real nice dark brown.

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                  vcarlossafety
                  2/20/14 4:03pm

                  wow, it's like, why even talk to a scientist when you're here.

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