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    Tom LeyKen Layne
    2/19/14 5:34pm

    Hey that's Cord.

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      J.K. TrotterTom Ley
      2/19/14 5:36pm

      Hi Tom, this is Gawker. Please follow protocol.

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      Tom LeyJ.K. Trotter
      2/19/14 5:41pm

      My bad.

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    Lacey DonohueKen Layne
    2/19/14 5:33pm

    Please don't tell me I'm the commenter that posts this on every article?

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      sizor_sisterLacey Donohue
      2/19/14 5:44pm

      I, for one think he's a national treasure; Rob Ford and Milton Berle's Cock.

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      Ken LayneLacey Donohue
      2/19/14 5:52pm
      GIF

      You are ... Lacey Donohue.

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    PrayForDentonKen Layne
    2/19/14 5:41pm

    I'm the commenter who is so awesome that he's banned on io9 and Defamer.

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      NefertittiesPrayForDenton
      2/19/14 5:46pm

      I'm Spartacus.

      (btw—I'm more awesome: not banned on Defamer or Jez but Gawker doesn't want me anymore. )

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      PrayForDentonNefertitties
      2/19/14 5:50pm

      How did you end up grey?

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    Hamilton NolanKen Layne
    2/19/14 5:31pm

    Who am I?

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      linnyqatHamilton Nolan
      2/19/14 5:33pm

      24601!

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      ExtraExtraHamilton Nolan
      2/19/14 5:33pm

      You're the depressing end of the world commenter!

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    Johnny ChundersKen Layne
    2/19/14 5:34pm

    I'm ExtraExtra and I have fooled you all.

    Really.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Johnny Chunders
      2/19/14 5:36pm
      GIF
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      Question_of_FactJohnny Chunders
      2/19/14 5:46pm

      Can you prove it??

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    OMG!PONIES!Ken Layne
    2/19/14 5:35pm

    I'm OMG! Ponies! It very clearly says that right above my comments.

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      stuckonrewindOMG!PONIES!
      2/19/14 5:38pm

      Fuck me, I'm still stuckonrewind. I mean, just once I would like to look into the future. Damn quiz.

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      Ken LayneOMG!PONIES!
      2/19/14 5:46pm
      GIF

      You are ... OMG!PONIES!

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    MizJenkinsKen Layne
    2/19/14 5:48pm

    It's MizJenkins 'cause you're all nasty.

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      Ken LayneMizJenkins
      2/19/14 7:08pm
      GIF

      You are ... MizJenkins.

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      to-know-javaleMizJenkins
      2/19/14 7:39pm

      "i pushed you the hardest because i knew you were the most capable, but you were always my favorite.....always" (is what janet is saying to you there).

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    MissNormaDesmondKen Layne
    2/19/14 7:35pm

    My curiosity has overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.

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      the actual bajmahalMissNormaDesmond
      2/19/14 9:11pm

      Be careful. I got a Jar-Jar Binks gif. A JAR-FUCKING-JAR BINKS GIF!

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      Ken LayneMissNormaDesmond
      2/19/14 9:19pm
      GIF

      You are ... ForAuldLangNormaDesmond.

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    HiMyNameIsJayAgainKen Layne
    2/19/14 6:17pm

    I'm cheerful_exgirlfriend's_future_exboyfriend.

    Unless Cord is gay.

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      Ken LayneHiMyNameIsJayAgain
      2/19/14 8:10pm
      GIF

      You are ... HiMyNameIsJayAgain.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendHiMyNameIsJayAgain
      2/19/14 11:25pm

      Let's make this happen.

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    Jerry-NetherlandKen Layne
    2/19/14 6:49pm

    I am the aging art deco edifice concealing the historical fire burning forever within the soul of my alter ego. Analyze that.

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      the actual bajmahalJerry-Netherland
      2/19/14 6:58pm

      You're the 1936 Berlin Olympics?

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      Jerry-Netherlandthe actual bajmahal
      2/19/14 7:34pm

      I know the avatars are small, so I forgive your misinterpretation. That is a photo of my nom de net's "cousin", the Sherry-Netherland Hotel on fire in 1927.

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