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    Yukon KizmiazRich Juzwiak
    2/17/14 12:28pm

    "He thinks he and his family are known best for the two episodes of Wipe Swap that they appeared on..."

    I must have missed this show. Did families get together and exchange Shamwows for ordinary paper towels? Maybe office workers giving one another their various disinfectant towelettes before each other's keyboards? I can't imagine why this wasn't a bigger hit.

    Also: can we just put Heene on a balloon and let the winds carry him to some far off place devoid of television cameras? Thanks.

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      PlantinMoretusYukon Kizmiaz
      2/17/14 12:35pm

      Really? A wife from one family would go live with another family and vice-versa for a week or so. Families were supposed to be total opposites, rich/poor, urban/rural, conservative/liberal, vegan/butcher-their-own-animals, whatever. There were predictable moments of shock and confusion as each wife coped with the new family and they with her, and each episode ended with predictable thoughts on what everyone had learned from the experience.

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      eattherichYukon Kizmiaz
      2/17/14 12:35pm

      "Wipe Swap", that is an image that will take a long time to get out of my head.

      Thanks Gawker.

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    The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsRich Juzwiak
    2/17/14 12:25pm

    Of course they now live in Florida and their children are homeschooled! Of course he doesn't want to talk about it anymore YET he is on TV while he is promoting his three boys who started the "youngest metal band" and who make enough money to support the family. OF COURSE!!!

    Why am I a cynical old FUCK? I couldn't tell you!

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      pickwickianfireThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      2/17/14 1:09pm

      Yeah cause Colorado has all that negative energy and Florida is so positive. Right.

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    sassymassyRich Juzwiak
    2/17/14 12:26pm

    I take the big O a little less seriously after that stunt queen shit she tried to pull with Lindsay Lohan.

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      김치전!sassymassy
      2/17/14 12:28pm

      I missed that. Recap?

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      sassymassy김치전!
      2/17/14 12:34pm

      Oprah used Lindsay notoriety for ratings and it bit her in her big Oprah ass.

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    jasoneliasRich Juzwiak
    2/17/14 12:39pm

    You know Heene's going to always try to get his hustle on. I did think he was somewhere inventing things like the Bear Scratch and some multipurpose tool box. I guess that didn't pan out so he's "managing" the kids.

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      Flm3454Rich Juzwiak
      2/17/14 12:38pm

      That goddamn theme song though

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        DoctorNineRich Juzwiak
        2/17/14 1:10pm

        God, I feel sorry for his wife. Can you imagine?

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          Tyrant37DoctorNine
          2/17/14 2:45pm

          Look at her face - her eyes and mouth as he is yapping away - what a massive dick.

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          ashleypantsDoctorNine
          2/17/14 9:21pm

          ew I remember his saying stuff on wife swap about how he liked an Asian wife because she was submissive... talk about gross

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        peiweihermanRich Juzwiak
        2/17/14 12:30pm
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          IAmNotADamnWriterRich Juzwiak
          2/17/14 1:15pm

          Move along, nothing to see.

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            KristenfromMARich Juzwiak
            2/17/14 12:26pm

            Can't unring that bell, asshole. Now go away.

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              Avada Yo MamaRich Juzwiak
              2/17/14 12:30pm

              I'm just shuddering at the visual the typo "Wipe Swap" has given me.

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