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    lobstrJ.K. Trotter
    2/17/14 12:25pm

    If you haven't already, you MUST watch "You've Been Trumped" — a fascinating documentary about Trump's desire to build a golf course in an environmentally revered and gorgeous coastal area of Scotland (home to a rare unique occurrence of sand dune formations), the ensuing resistance by land owners, and Trump's unbelievably hideously enormous balls he brings to the fight. If you thought Trump was just a bigmouthed shithead, you have to watch this movie and prepare for 10,000 times the incredulity.

    Among millionaires and billionaires, (of which, we all know will usually lend itself to coming off as an out-of-touch asshole to most people living in the real world) he is the undefeated king in simply being a horrible, disgraceful human being, as in this documentary he is shown in media interviews shit-talking the land owners who refuse to concede the land held by their families for centuries — and I mean, calling this nice little old Scottish man a "slob" and demeaning the shit out of his way of life because he might have rusted farm machinery parked on his property.

    When I travel abroad, I try as hard as I can to possibly limit any "Ugly American" sentiments that we have become known for, but this piece of shit shitbag (and his dumb fuckface son with that shit-eating grin and slicked-back hair) have immediately nullified any of those good intentions us travelers try to instill.

    I have newly-discovered family in Scotland and have been out there twice to see them, they are lovely people, and yet Donald fucking Trump of all people make me feel like I need to apologize on behalf of my country since he's out there representing us as the evil American real estate developer, and am embarrassed for the actions of this truly evil prickish person. The guy is something else.

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      doinkthetrumplobstr
      2/17/14 12:30pm

      Trump needs a very large axe buried into his skull. He's a toxic gasbag who needs to be exterminated, a loathsome weasely maggot who doesn't merit being referred to as a human being. When he dies I will do a happy little jig in his disgusting memory, then perhaps I'll visit his overwrought mausoleum so I can urinate all over it.

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      BrotherFromAnotherMotherlobstr
      2/17/14 12:34pm

      He also went in front of the Scottish Parliament and told them that as a "world-class expert in tourism and travel" they shouldn't build a windfarm near his property because turbines are "noisy and ugly."

      He's certainly a world-class expert in noisy and ugly, so I have to give him that much.

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    JohnMcClanesSmirkJ.K. Trotter
    2/17/14 12:31pm

    Every now and then I walk past a "Trump building" in NYC (not owned by him of couse but licensed namesakes) and I think "How, after all that birther nonsense, is it possible his name is somehow still a brand associated with wealth and luxury instead of naked racism and cheap vulgarity?"

    He's the Long Island love child of Lee Atwater and Honey Boo Boo, let his "career" die already please.

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      MuscatoJohnMcClanesSmirk
      2/17/14 12:49pm

      I've said it before and I'll say it again: all those years ago, back when all things Trump were ripe fodder for Spy and such tomfoolery - who would have guessed that it would turn out that Ivana was the classy one?

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      EuniceBurnsMuscato
      2/17/14 1:14pm

      By comparison, even Marla Maples is looking pretty classy.

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    Scott KidderJ.K. Trotter
    2/17/14 2:21pm

    Okay, this was kind of funny:

    I also take solace with 100% certainty that more BuzzFeed visitors saw cat videos or took tests to determine their sexuality than actually read this piece.

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      ineverremembermyburnerkeyeverimeaneverJ.K. Trotter
      2/17/14 12:15pm

      "...I expect an unbiased, professional and balanced article."


      From Buzzfeed. The site that gives us '23 Reasons HBO's 'Girls' is better than actual Girls' and '40 GIFS to describe snow'. That Buzzfeed?

      Moron should have been fired for plain ignorance.

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        SeaBeastRisingineverremembermyburnerkeyeverimeanever
        2/17/14 12:45pm

        I'm still astonished at the level of credibility buzzfeed has managed to cultivate. Likely from people that have never visited the site.

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        ItsARampageLanaineverremembermyburnerkeyeverimeanever
        2/17/14 12:45pm

        Something tells me ignorance is not grounds for dismissal within the Trump Classiest Yoojest Organization What is Classy.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsJ.K. Trotter
      2/17/14 12:12pm

      what are "rife inaccuracies"?

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        Johnny ChundersThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
        2/17/14 12:16pm

        It's how Scooby Doo says "life inaccuracies".

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        MichaelThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
        2/17/14 12:19pm

        Much lie. Many bad. Rife inaccuracies.

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      Cherith CutestoryJ.K. Trotter
      2/17/14 12:28pm

      "Your resignation is accepted" doesn't have the same ring to it as a catch phrase.

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        Johnny ChundersCherith Cutestory
        2/17/14 12:38pm

        "FEEL FREE TO USE ME AS A REFERENCE"

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      KorbenDallasBathroomAssJ.K. Trotter
      2/17/14 12:15pm

      So confused why he refers to him as Mr. FirstName (McKay) instead of Mr. LastName (Coppins). I really wish Mr. J. K. would have investigated this interesting choice in identifying language.

      That, or it would have been great to use Mr. Donald for this entire piece.

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        nigelastydameiaburn5KorbenDallasBathroomAss
        2/17/14 12:27pm

        Thank you. I had to reread this little mess a few times, and even then it's hard to piece together. Then I stopped caring.

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        Cherith CutestoryKorbenDallasBathroomAss
        2/17/14 12:29pm

        I think he obviously put a lot of time into vetting this journalist whose name he still doesn't know.

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      aydfdJ.K. Trotter
      2/19/14 5:09pm

      Not to nitpick (although here we are), but it really should have been "incredibly pejorative"...

      ...for more than one reason.

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        SauceboyJ.K. Trotter
        2/17/14 1:02pm

        Short-fingered vulgarian.

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          ManchuCandidateJ.K. Trotter
          2/17/14 12:21pm

          Trump proves yet again that "There is no insecure fool like an old bald insecure fool."

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