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    A. Nonie MeusAdam Weinstein
    2/10/14 5:14pm

    If you go home with me, you can have anything you want in the office. The packing tape. An unopened package of Bic pens. Even the good stapler. You know, the one that actually works. Its yours.

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      TP3DA. Nonie Meus
      2/10/14 5:15pm

      See, I was thinking bigger, like that nice color copier. You resell that for some serious profit.

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      illusion96A. Nonie Meus
      2/10/14 5:16pm

      Omg. Hope it's the red Swingline.

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    김치전!Adam Weinstein
    2/10/14 5:17pm

    If elected, Rutherford would still be the second least lawbreaking governor in Illinois history.

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      brballadold김치전!
      2/10/14 5:30pm

      Sadly Blago was one of the least corrupt governors in recent Il history. The guy before him casued the death a busload of school kids, the guy before that had payola turned into an art. The only reason that there was a law for blaog to break is Big Jim Thompson(R) was so brazen about his pay for play demands.

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      reggiebushlateralbrballadold
      2/10/14 5:47pm

      I keep thinking how stupid Blago was to have gotten caught. Illinois is completely corrupt, at all levels of government, no one seems to get caught, except the governors and Jesse Jackson Jr.

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    humanSuitcaseAdam Weinstein
    2/10/14 5:28pm

    He's got that whole Coach 'n' Player sex game look about him so I'm in for a little harassment romp in the hay or two if this helps bring him down—you know, give back to the community. Believe me, I've diddled so much worse for so much less.

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      jonp86humanSuitcase
      2/10/14 6:47pm

      Sometimes you have no cab fare and also want a burger and fries. You do what you need to. Suit me up Coach! Or whatever athletes say.

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      aranciatahumanSuitcase
      2/10/14 7:29pm

      Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Damn my confused highschool sexuality haunting my present. However my demands would be a personal assistant for my pug in the office and a job that involved me playing starcraft all day while judging the Casual Encounters section on craigslist on my second monitor.

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    Johnny ChundersAdam Weinstein
    2/10/14 5:15pm

    I didn't realize treasurer jobs required so much travel.

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      OKTOBERFISTJohnny Chunders
      2/10/14 5:29pm

      All those off-shore accounts that must be personally inspected, yearly.

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      s3rp3ntsJohnny Chunders
      2/10/14 5:45pm

      HE WAS DRUMMING UP BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES FOR THE STATE! (Or so he claims.)

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    UncleCCClaudiusAdam Weinstein
    2/10/14 5:28pm

    "You just said no to The Treasurer." Capitalized because he's some sort of low-rent Venture Bros. Super Villain.

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      HotforLogicUncleCCClaudius
      2/10/14 5:50pm

      The real question is whether he belongs to the Guild or not. I hear the dental is good.

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      HubcapJennyUncleCCClaudius
      2/10/14 7:54pm

      "You've been... paid in full!"

      "I'm here to kick ass and collect receipts. You DID get receipts, didn't you?"

      "You're about to receive a check from Accounts Payable... for pain!"

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    김치전!Adam Weinstein
    2/10/14 5:15pm

    "If you go home with me you can have anything you want in the office."

    You mean...I'll finally get a desk that isn't right next to the printer?!

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      secretagentmanAdam Weinstein
      2/11/14 8:03am

      So where's the dude that was posting in the previous story who claimed to know them all well and we didn't know what we were talking about, it was a big lie made up by an opponent, and we were horrible people?

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        HiMyNameIsJayAgainAdam Weinstein
        2/10/14 5:21pm

        1:01

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          GregoireAdam Weinstein
          2/10/14 5:22pm

          In August of 2011, at D.H. Brown's, a bar in Springfield, Michalowski alleges that Rutherford approached him and said: "If you go home with me you can have anything you want in the office."

          I don't know why, but I totally read that quote in the voice of Mayor Quimby. Must be the Springfield connection.

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            HubcapJennyGregoire
            2/10/14 7:55pm

            "Oh you! Teehee!"

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          OKTOBERFISTAdam Weinstein
          2/10/14 5:41pm

          "... So Mr. Ham cornered you in the hotel elevator and said: why don't you come up to my room and sick my dick."

          "yes, your honor"

          "and you replied: for the last time, I'm kosher!"

          "yes, your honor"

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