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    MizJenkinsCaity Weaver
    2/10/14 11:36am

    Right about here is where Michelle would snatch that bitch bald-headed if she so much as thought about it.

    Until there is at least a patch missing I think we can assume this didn't happen.

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      mercury69MizJenkins
      2/10/14 11:44am
      GIF
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      MizJenkinsmercury69
      2/10/14 11:45am

      OMG. FANTASTIC.

      GIF
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    GregoireCaity Weaver
    2/10/14 11:41am

    Queen Bee, you're no Marilyn Monroe. Well, maybe a little bit.

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      Geoff CGregoire
      2/10/14 12:12pm

      Please. Marilyn is all woman and had some talent.

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      MizJenkinsGregoire
      2/10/14 12:25pm

      Not even close.

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    Sean BrodyCaity Weaver
    2/10/14 11:39am

    The idea that any man alive could handle both Shelly O and Bey, is frankly ridiculous.

    Intriguing, but ridiculous.

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      JohnMcClanesSmirkSean Brody
      2/10/14 11:47am

      Oh, sometimes I miss ol' Slick Willy. That man truly was a goddamn runaway narcissist scumbag.

      ETA: Did you change your comment, or am I going insane?

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      Sometree AnytreeJohnMcClanesSmirk
      2/10/14 12:59pm

      Yeah, a runaway narcissistic scumbag who was easily the best president of the past 50 years. Sometimes I miss him too.

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    pfinlay1Caity Weaver
    2/10/14 11:41am

    The supercouple nickname is all ready to go.

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      Gr8Danepfinlay1
      2/10/14 11:47am
      GIF
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    Alexander_Crouton-SkitchCaity Weaver
    2/10/14 11:38am
    GIF
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      mercury69Alexander_Crouton-Skitch
      2/10/14 11:44am

      God I love her! lol

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      babybobbarkerAlexander_Crouton-Skitch
      2/10/14 11:47am

      I love the way Mrs. Boehner is shoving cakes in her purse for later.

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    NavyObserverCaity Weaver
    2/10/14 11:41am

    Someone who's definitely not Kelly Rowland just contacted the Post about rumors that Kelly Rowland is having an affair with Stephen Harper.

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      Cherith CutestoryNavyObserver
      2/10/14 1:21pm

      Initial reports suggest her affair is more original and interesting than Beyonce's but lacks the star power.

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      Burnerdette ChiracCherith Cutestory
      2/10/14 2:32pm

      Meanwhile, poor Michelle is only rumored to be having an affair with President Beck from Deep Impact. :-(

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    Chamomiles DavisCaity Weaver
    2/10/14 12:00pm

    ...pretty much the only things Obama and Beyoncé have in common are that they are black, American, and love Beyoncé...

    That line was perfect.

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      jasoneliasChamomiles Davis
      2/10/14 12:27pm

      Yep, great line.

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    tektwoCaity Weaver
    2/10/14 11:41am

    A relative of mine in Switzerland just sent me an email asking about this... It appears that most of the French language newspapers (not tabloids) are reporting this and he was asking me if it was true.

    I also find it hilarious that he assumes I would know. I mean I am not even meeting with the President until tomorrow. "bah dum tiss"

    GIF
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      김치전!Caity Weaver
      2/10/14 11:41am

      Oh man, this is even sexier than my Harry/Snape slash fiction. Fanfiction.org is going to light up.

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        Cherith Cutestory김치전!
        2/10/14 1:15pm

        My Draco/Harry fanfiction's reign as sexiest remains unscathed.

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      yvanehtniojCaity Weaver
      2/10/14 11:38am

      +1000 for "Sacre Bleu Ivy"

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