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    UncleCCClaudiusKen Layne
    2/07/14 8:49pm

    "Clint came up behind me, and he knew exactly what to do," Geriatric fanfiction.

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      ItsARampageLanaUncleCCClaudius
      2/07/14 9:00pm

      Dear AARP Magazine,

      I never thought this would happen to me, but Saturday night I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

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      UncleCCClaudiusItsARampageLana
      2/07/14 9:15pm

      The Belt Onion will never go out of style.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsKen Layne
    2/07/14 8:52pm

    The President could have helped but clearly couldn't be bothered.

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      guggenslime99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      2/07/14 9:14pm

      lol I love you right now

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    burningdiscolovemachineKen Layne
    2/07/14 8:48pm

    How the fuck do you choke on cheese? Maybe I don't wanna know.

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      Graymyas Leighburningdiscolovemachine
      2/08/14 1:42am

      When I was around 8 or so, I nearly choked to death on a fried mozarella stick thingy. If you panic when you get something stuck in your throat, it could very well kill you.

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      raincoasterburningdiscolovemachine
      2/08/14 2:23am

      I bet it's a euphemism for something banned in Sochi.

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    Alexander_Crouton-SkitchKen Layne
    2/07/14 9:26pm

    C'mon people,

    The Gouda, the Bad and the Ugly?

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      ConnieRayTittyAlexander_Crouton-Skitch
      2/07/14 10:28pm

      Million Dollar Babybel

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      mrsnaps1Alexander_Crouton-Skitch
      2/14/14 12:23pm

      A Fistful of Danbo

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    DoctorNineKen Layne
    2/07/14 9:14pm

    I guess he felt lucky.

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      EazyPezyDoctorNine
      2/07/14 9:44pm

      I'm afraid this is going to go over many of the youngin's heads. Much like,"The Gouda, the Bad and the Ugly?" comment by ACS.

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    lampost451Ken Layne
    2/07/14 8:53pm

    I know what you're thinking; was that five pieces of gouda, or six?

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      Velveeta®Ken Layne
      2/08/14 1:48am

      I always forget how fucking old this old man is.

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        Ken LayneVelveeta®
        2/09/14 3:25pm

        If I look half this good at 60, I'll take it!

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        Velveeta®Ken Layne
        2/09/14 4:06pm

        I'm sure you'll be way sexier than that old bat, Ken!

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      apeshapedmanKen Layne
      2/07/14 9:02pm

      He squeezed him every which way but loose.

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        THE MIGHT E Rapeshapedman
        2/07/14 9:17pm

        And when that didn't work, he squeezed him any which way you can.

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        apeshapedmanTHE MIGHT E R
        2/07/14 9:46pm

        The Sudden Impact dislodged the cheese.

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      raincoasterKen Layne
      2/08/14 2:21am

      Oh my GOD! What kind of cheese?

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        haydtcjenejKen Layne
        2/07/14 9:02pm

        Meh, he's old as shit, I'll give him a pass for the silly political stuff. Clint Eastwood is still a badass.

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