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    TheMightyCornholioKen Layne
    1/27/14 1:23pm

    Can someone tell me why they keep and apparently need the blood?

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      ManchuCandidateTheMightyCornholio
      1/27/14 1:25pm

      To create an army of clone Jesuit Commandos.

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      Ken LayneTheMightyCornholio
      1/27/14 1:25pm

      Magic.

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    ManchuCandidateKen Layne
    1/27/14 1:23pm

    I think I know who... DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!

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      ad infinitumManchuCandidate
      1/27/14 1:27pm

      The other day I ended up behind a new and clearly very expensive sports car (I'm auto-illiterate, sorry, so I can't provide more details than that), driven by a young and very bro-looking dude. But the entire back window was covered with a decal that proudly proclaimed (in an ornate, floral script, no less), "Team Jacob." Is it wrong that I really hope that the sentiments were those of the driver and not his girlfriend/sister/whatever else?

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      ManchuCandidatead infinitum
      1/27/14 1:31pm

      I'd weep (after laughing so hard) either way.

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    MudbudKen Layne
    1/27/14 1:38pm

    For my fellow Olds.

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      squirreledawayMudbud
      1/27/14 1:46pm

      Hey now. I'm 26 and I laughed at this—but I guess my parents are in their 60s. One of the best things they instilled in me were old SNL eps.

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      Mudbudsquirreledaway
      1/27/14 1:51pm

      Okay... You can stay on my lawn as long as you don't play your Hippity Hop music at me.

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    FuriousFrankKen Layne
    1/27/14 1:36pm

    "This sort of sacrilege often take place at this time of the year,"

    Just another example of the liberal War On Late January

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      OMG!PONIES!Ken Layne
      1/27/14 1:27pm

      Say what you will about Satanists, at least they subscribe to a traditional Christian theology.

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        Thunder-LipsOMG!PONIES!
        1/27/14 2:38pm

        Yeah, they are total conformist.

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        The Oculus OnlineOMG!PONIES!
        1/27/14 3:34pm

        Yeah man, at least they HAVE an ethos.

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      GemmabetaKen Layne
      1/27/14 1:25pm

      "Get me Tom Hanks!"

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        Jerry-NetherlandKen Layne
        1/27/14 1:28pm

        Anti-Occult Organizations can only be an assemblage of extreme Book of Revelations freaks. Or Italian Lit majors who read Dante while on acid.

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          Chamomiles DavisKen Layne
          1/27/14 1:53pm

          Blood stolen for a Satanic ritual? More like a Zatannic ritual:

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            blue-haired_lawyerKen Layne
            1/27/14 1:28pm

            Hey, let's not put all the blame on just one enemy of the Chruch. Maybe they're satanic scientists bent on creating a popeclone. Clone-pope? Doppelpope? Duplipope? Pope 2? Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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              김치전!blue-haired_lawyer
              1/27/14 1:30pm

              The Pope from Brazil.

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            Ryan1981Ken Layne
            1/27/14 1:27pm

            Yes. This is the likeliest of scenarios. Certainly it wasn't stolen by someone in attempt to sell it for an absurd amount of cash.

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              nom de internetsRyan1981
              1/27/14 6:10pm

              Keep your eyes peeled for it on ebay and Craig's list, maybe Amazon... please write an Amazon review of your brand new bottle of popes blood, "would definitely recommend. Tastes better than regular blood, lower sodium...5stars."

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