Discussion
  • Read More
    NefertittiesTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 7:37am

    It looks as though everything is working at the Gawker laboratories this morning, so that is good news indeed. However, judging from the intellect and brainpower of the comments I am seeing in this post so far, kinja has evolved into the Yahoo comment section.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      RagnarokthehouseNefertitties
      1/23/14 7:40am

      No way dude. For one I have yet to see a popular post hating on women's rights, black people, teh gays (destroyer of worlds), Obama, or the lame-stream media.

      If this was yahoo.... yes they would hate bieber.... but they would also blame the black memebers of his crew for leading him down this dark road. And then mention Benghazi.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      NefertittiesRagnarokthehouse
      1/23/14 7:44am

      You know what? I may have spoken too soon—kinja is, in fact, not working this morning. I can't even see my own post. I stand by the other things I wrote, though.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    Thor01Taylor Berman
    1/23/14 7:30am

    I wish this poor girl would just get the help she needs

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      DuffinThor01
      1/23/14 7:49am

      Clever girl...

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      whatamigonnadowithagunrackThor01
      1/23/14 8:40am

      Ha YES! He's like a LADY, and THAT IS AN INSULT!1!!! SOCLEVER!!!1!

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    John BoehnerTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 8:24am

    I would give up cream cheese forever to have been the arresting officer.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      DoctorNineJohn Boehner
      1/23/14 8:38am

      Woah now. No cream cheese?

      That's crazy talk.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      JennifartJohn Boehner
      1/23/14 9:05am

      Look what I did with my cream cheese this morning:

      It's compelling you not to give it up. Think of your future bagels and cinnamon rolls, all naked and sad.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    DoctorNineTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 8:03am

    Well, he might have been drag racing.

    But he was never really in contention.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      Syphilitic Scalia SaysDoctorNine
      1/23/14 8:38am

      This is the first that came to mind when I read the headline and then thought "Drinking and running in heels in Miami? Sounds like a hooker."
      Forgive me. I just woke up from a sizzurp bender. Word up.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      verbiwhoreDoctorNine
      1/23/14 11:31am

      Part of me still refuses to believe that Bieber is not the best Drag King ever. However, the temptation to superimpose Kate McKinnon's "Bieber" over his mugshot is really reaaaaaally high.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    FaithandReasonTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 7:51am


    Oddly enough, the guy who Bieber tried to unsuccessfully drag race was fellow Miami resident and guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen. Apparently, Beebs got pissy when Yngwie snickered at his Lambroghini (Yngwie is strictly a Ferrari kind of guy) and asked how the pint-sized Canadian managed to convince Stevie Wonder to take up cutting hair.

    Yngwie also reportedly laughed hysterically as he watched the little bastard get loaded into a squad car before pulling out one of his many Fender Stratocasters (he carries a few around in his dimension-warping coat) and playing "Happy Trails" with one hand much to the amusement of onlookers and officers from the Miami Police Department.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      PizzaSouthKingFaithandReason
      1/23/14 8:09am

      Sounds like a Simpson's episode or something like that.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      OnlineCommenterFaithandReason
      1/23/14 8:12am

      This is too good to be true.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    SimulatedSnowmanTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 8:12am

    Bieber was incoherent, had his hands in his pockets and resisted arrest without violence, Martinez said. He also did not have a violence license, the chief said

    (Bold added by me for emphasis)

    I figured this was just a funny typo, then I remembered it's Florida, and that might be an actual thing.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      Taylor BermanSimulatedSnowman
      1/23/14 8:17am

      Yeah, that's from the Miami Herald. Pretty sure they meant "driver's license."

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      WillSimulatedSnowman
      1/23/14 8:20am

      A violence license in Florida is obviously a white gene... Bieber has plenty of those.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    WhackaDudeTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 7:54am

    So I am the only one who hopes that this is a wake up call for this teenage drug addict/ alcoholic? Do people really hope he gets raped in prison? I don't know anything about his music career but I do know that a young person in trouble is sad. We have yanked another wayward child down off his pedestal. Are you proud America? His blood is in the water, start circling.

    I hope he finds sobriety and peace instead of going down a very dark road. Call me a bleeding heart but I just want to hug this kid and tell him he can just be a young man again and that it's all over now.

    Maybe the motherhood has made me soft.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      jjjschmidtWhackaDude
      1/23/14 8:00am

      So I am the only one who hopes that this is a wake up call for this teenage drug addict/ alcoholic?

      I think you might be.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      justbecauseWhackaDude
      1/23/14 8:02am

      I don't think we've yanked him off his pedestal. He has yanked himself off.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    cesariojpnTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 7:43am

    Throw the book at him.......and deport him back to Canada.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      Sqarrcesariojpn
      1/23/14 7:51am

      We may have birthed the little shit, but you assholes raised him. Your correctional budget can take care of his incarceration.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      cesariojpnSqarr
      1/23/14 8:19am

      We'll keep him if you get more Red Green on the air. Deal?

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    SimulatedSnowmanTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 7:38am

    Totally unsurprising that a kid who nobody will say no to is growing up to be a little shit. Still, it's kind of disappointing. I can't wait for the apology to his fans, which will no doubt address the "haters" and announce a renewed commitment to making music.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      kimbersaysSimulatedSnowman
      1/23/14 7:51am

      I just said the same thing to my son, who is 11. (That nobody ever said no to Bieber and why that's not a good thing.)

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      madamerolandSimulatedSnowman
      1/23/14 8:20am

      In Bieber's case, I get very "Willie Wonka" about his behavior. He was home schooled to become a teen pop star, and it worked. His mother raised him with no other purpose than this, and he's behaving with the entitlement accorded. But unlike Veruca Salt, he actually earned his money and the fame and all of it, which probably makes the entitlement worse, and in my mind, makes him more sympathetic. He's got no education and tons of money and fame.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    poofypantaloonsTaylor Berman
    1/23/14 8:39am

    According to the internet, this was the passenger in his car.

    A Miss Chantel Jeffries.

    Obviously a high fashion super model.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      fourvalleyspoofypantaloons
      1/23/14 9:03am

      I'll probably bother some people by saying this, but whatever.

      She could probably pass for a South American hooker. I can see why he invited her along.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      poofypantaloonsfourvalleys
      1/23/14 9:08am

      I am not bothered.

      Reply
      <