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    WittynameKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:42pm

    I find it hard to believe that there are 50 new sex moves to be found after all this time.

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      StonerburnerWittyname
      1/21/14 2:46pm

      To be fair, Cosmo did specify they were shit moves, so...

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      Duchess of SpartaWittyname
      1/21/14 2:46pm

      Oh, my GOD, Cosmo, I am not going to stick my fingers up anyone's ass as a "sexy surprise." No one likes that! Let it go!

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    Kate DriesKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:22pm

    Also noteworthy: "LAUReN CoNRAD"

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      Dodai StewartKate Dries
      1/21/14 2:43pm

      sO KeWl !

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      La.M.Kate Dries
      1/21/14 2:45pm

      I thought there might be some witty, sly meaning behind the lower case letter combo, but alas...

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    darcyofthedeadKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:44pm

    Moves 1-52: touch him on the penis.

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      shinada2darcyofthedead
      1/21/14 3:37pm

      More like:

      Move 1-51: Touch him on the penis.

      Move 52: Touch him in the butt.

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    DayWalkingGingerKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:45pm

    Cosmo is the worst...the WOOOOoooooOOOORST!

    GIF
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      VioliningDayWalkingGinger
      1/21/14 2:58pm

      I'll never stop loving this gif.

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      shinada2Violining
      1/21/14 3:36pm

      I'll never stop loving Jean-Ralphio.

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    frau meixia, who is better than Max ReadKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:48pm

    Well, after tens of thousands of Cosmo sex tips over the years, just ordinary and even amazing sex advice with moves that he'll crave was just not enough. They needed to turn it up to 11, and go boldly where no sex moves have gone before!

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      Duchess of Spartafrau meixia, who is better than Max Read
      1/21/14 2:51pm

      I wonder if these Holy Shit sex moves involve scrunchies and dirty panties.

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      frau meixia, who is better than Max ReadDuchess of Sparta
      1/21/14 3:08pm

      I don't know for sure, but I'm hoping that they do not literally mean Holy Shit in the sense of tub girl in a church.

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    FIGJAMKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:45pm

    I'm not too interested in shit related sex moves. I'll just stick with the 4 or 5 moves I'm good at that don't involve shit.

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      loeeisadinosaurFIGJAM
      1/21/14 2:49pm

      I'm laying on my desk laughing, OMG. I prefer non-shit related moves as well. But to each their own, maybe Cosmo is trying to reach a new fetish market.

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      Charlotte28FIGJAM
      1/21/14 4:46pm

      You know what though? I feel like these lists are the same 4 or 5 moves, just described in as many different ways as the writers can come up with.

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    AllThatGlittersssKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:44pm

    For some reason, I read this Holy Shart. Nohtin' says sexy like shart references.

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      Jan74AllThatGlittersss
      1/21/14 2:59pm

      Well, that is a sex move guaranteed to have a guy say "Holy shit!" when it happens.

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      AllThatGlittersssJan74
      1/21/14 3:00pm

      I lol'ed for real at this

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    brightersideoflifeKate Dries
    1/21/14 2:46pm

    I think it's missing the point if people get upset about seeing the word ass or shit on the cover of Cosmo. I mean, who's the outrage over? Are people (not that the author of the article is doing it, but like the people getting pissy over the word ass on the cover of Marie Claire) pulling a "won't someone think of the children?"

    Puh-leeze. It's rather stupid to get worried about some kid seeing the word SH!T on the cover of a magazine that advertises 52 sex moves.

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      Sailor JupiterKate Dries
      1/21/14 3:14pm

      16 pages?! Did someone write a term paper?

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        NoNameSailor Jupiter
        1/22/14 3:06am

        There are thousands of starving English majors out there... they've gotta get the mileage out of that degree somehow.

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      Seize: it's about ethics in gossip journalismKate Dries
      1/21/14 2:46pm

      Always apropos: SMBC's "Touch Him On The Penis."

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        hockygrrl4 aka DuckPoolSeize: it's about ethics in gossip journalism
        1/21/14 8:21pm

        For an hour now, I have whispered "touch him on the penis"after everything that everyone has said. I don't think my giggling self is welcome back at THAT grocery store anymore.

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