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    astrologysadnessGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 10:18pm

    He always struck me as someone who could dish it but not take it. Douche.

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      ConnieMilliganastrologysadness
      1/19/14 10:23pm

      Most bullies can dish but not take.

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      Haighaastrologysadness
      1/19/14 10:33pm

      Well, we are talking about a guy who taunts and goads people while accompanied at all times by a NJ State Police security detail.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 10:22pm

    The night of the sketch, Christie put on his sleeveless Born in the USA tour shirt, the same design as the one worn by a young Courtney Cox, and cried as he danced by himself in the dark.

    GIF
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      craigthejollyfatman99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      1/19/14 10:42pm

      He's got bigger tits.

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      ManchuCandidate99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      1/19/14 11:16pm

      Or he ate himself a drum of ice cream while crying about his glory days.

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    RealAmurricanGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 10:26pm

    He was still positively gleeful when the news came out about the ambulance which was stuck in traffic en route to the 91-year-old woman who died.

    But this... This is just too much...

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      jennishepardRealAmurrican
      1/20/14 12:51am

      Please tell me you're not serious. I may need to quadruple Picard facepalm.

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      RealAmurricanjennishepard
      1/20/14 1:07am

      I'm as serious as feline aids - the leading killer of domestic cats.

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    poofypantaloonsGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 11:04pm
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      torchbearerpoofypantaloons
      1/20/14 12:02am

      You know that is a lie, when has he ever demanded a barrier be put in place between him and food?

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      real champs eat mcdonaldspoofypantaloons
      1/20/14 2:51am

      That seems unlikely and out of character.

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    weirwoodtreehuggerGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 10:40pm

    Dear Chris Christie,

    Bruce Springsteen was never your friend you miserable fuck. He never liked you. He was being classy and playing nice with you for the sake of people impacted by Sandy. He is probably relieved that he no longer has to pretend to respect you. Cry more tears though, a lot of us love drinking them.

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      AllisaUnderweirwoodtreehugger
      1/19/14 11:19pm

      But ... But ... But Bruce told him so!

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      bedheadedstepchildweirwoodtreehugger
      1/19/14 11:20pm

      Amazing how many fans this outspoken liberal has in the Republicans. A right winger once tried to use a song of his for his campaign.

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    jasoneliasGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 11:01pm

    If he thinks Springsteen's bad, wait under Chris Christie hears from another one of his heroes: Sara Lee.

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      jasoneliasjasonelias
      1/20/14 2:40am

      Sorry for the typo, my dyslexia is out of control tonight, ha.

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    NickGabrielle Bluestone
    1/20/14 3:41am

    Poor guy. From what I remember, he's an incredibly devoted fan of Springsteen. Not to say it's at all proportional to his scandal obviously, but that must really hurt to be made fun of by your long-time hero. It's one thing to have a thick skin (no pun intended), but that seriously has to be heart-stinging to have to hear.

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      Pepper_AnnNick
      1/20/14 6:57am

      And this is exactly the reason why I love that Springsteen made fun of him. Good. I hope it stings him real bad

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    Jane, you ignorant slut.Gabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 10:58pm

    In case anyone doubts Christie's sincere devotion and love for Bruce Springsteen, I direct you to this legendary Atlantic Monthly article.

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      flamingolingoJane, you ignorant slut.
      1/19/14 11:26pm

      I didn't see this article the first time around. It's fantastic:

      Christie, in the presence of Springsteen—whom he would marry if he were gay and if gay people were allowed to marry in the state he governs—loses himself.
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    em_pdGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 10:24pm

    Could you please not run these close-up shots of his face? His skin is horrifying . . . every time I see it, I'm disgusted.

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      nakedtruthem_pd
      1/19/14 10:32pm

      He may be eating less these days, but I don't think he's gotten the hand of good nutrition yet.

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      em_pdnakedtruth
      1/19/14 10:50pm

      Hey, I'm far from the model of good living . . .unless being a high functioning alcoholic and enthusiastic user of all kinds of recreational drugs counts as "good living", but my skin looks nothing like that nightmare of pock marks and blotches.

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    OrientalRugGabrielle Bluestone
    1/19/14 10:19pm

    We're all making fun of him but it's the Boss who sends him over the edge. Not the people who actually voted for his sorry ass. How 'bout those priorities?

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      sdfklajdfsOrientalRug
      1/19/14 10:47pm

      Have you ever met anyone from NJ?

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      OrientalRugsdfklajdfs
      1/19/14 11:09pm

      Many people.

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