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    gocallyourmomNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 11:55am

    I wonder if guys like whom like big butts is because that is the only kind they can get or they just like big butts. Almost a chicken and egg question.

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      phunkshungocallyourmom
      1/17/14 12:14pm

      We have dicks that don't get lost in them.

      You get it now, shorty?

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      phunkshunphunkshun
      1/17/14 12:31pm

      (....Mmmmm Hmmm...I'm Sure...)

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    Tyrant BigglesNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 12:00pm

    Nope. Sorry. Huge butts are aren't my thing.

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      gocallyourmomTyrant Biggles
      1/17/14 12:08pm

      It never made any sense to me. To each their own, of course, but no spinning with a big booty.

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      Tyrant Bigglesgocallyourmom
      1/17/14 2:30pm

      The same with humongus breasts. I just don't get the appeal of big tits and big asses.

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    MagisterNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 12:25pm

    I have to ask. Is there a Vine?

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      NefertittiesMagister
      1/17/14 12:32pm

      You better hope there isn't if you want to ever get anything done again.

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      MagisterNefertitties
      1/17/14 12:36pm

      I usually don't like Vines, but this would be one I could get behind.

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    dystopikaNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 11:10am
    GIF
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      Tucker973dystopika
      1/17/14 11:43am

      I always wondered about that scene - Pacino looks and sounds like he's going to spit "BIG ASS!" and then switches last minute to "GRRRREAT ASS!" Was it an ad-lib? Was it supposed to be "GREAT BIG ASS???" It's one of cinema's truly BI—GREAT MYSTERIES!

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      dabeezkneez84dystopika
      1/17/14 11:53am

      "...and you got your head aaAaaAALL the way UP it!" My favorite line!

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    MegSwanNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 11:48am

    Maybe if she put on a normal-sized t-shirt she wouldn't have to worry about people gawking at her at the gym. Women who dress like her at the gym want people to look at them. That's the point. I purposefully wear a t-shirt instead of just a jog bra because I'm not there to meet dudes. Also, who the hell is taking all these butt shots of her?

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      DaisyBellMegSwan
      1/17/14 11:53am

      It wouldn't surprise me if her kid was taking them.

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      BruisedGoochMegSwan
      1/17/14 11:55am

      I agree. You can always spot the girls at the gym that are serious and are there just to work out and then GTFO, versus the ones that are dressed skimpy and are there wanting to get checked out. I realize in writing this that is very much sounds like the "but she was dressed like she wanted to be raped" excuse....

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    America's WangNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 2:56pm

    Stupid. Sexy. Flanders.

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      emactxAmerica's Wang
      1/17/14 3:12pm

      Feels like I'm wearing...nothing at all....nothing at all...nothing at all

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    Left HandshakeNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 12:20pm

    Also of note is that she has suffered the brunt of the Internet Opinion in the past:

    http://www.people.com/people/archive…

    That's her with the schnaz work at 15 after being (probably) harangued by the very same internet apes who would cream themselves over her endowments just 5 years later. There's a lesson, here... a TAIL to be told, if you will. Ok, I'll be done.

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      fstop4Left Handshake
      1/17/14 1:16pm

      Holy cow she did have a rather large impressive shnozz though.

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      Left Handshakefstop4
      1/17/14 1:37pm

      I actually like her original nose better than her boring, white girl snuffer, but that's just my opinion, and one can hardly begrudge her for changing it to at least avoid all the shit frequently hurled at her for looking different.

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    ArdenNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 12:54pm

    Face > Body shape > Breasts > Ass.

    Anyone who puts Ass as "more important" than that hierarchy is doing it wrong.

    Discuss.

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      gogobearxxArden
      1/17/14 1:17pm

      People are entitled to their own opinion.

      Assuming someone is attractive (translation: *I* find them attractive - fuck what anybody else thinks), how great their face is doesn't matter to me AND that is the asset that women are most vain about. Really "pretty" women are bitches. I am TOTALLY serious when I say I rather date a 5 - 7 facially than an 8 - 10.

      Can't disagree with you on body shape. The proportions matter. a lot.

      That said...

      While I certainly like great tits, I've never dated someone because of their tits. To me, they are like...bonus. They look good in clothes...they look good outside of clothes. Meh. I can't fuck tits (I mean, I can, but....)

      Now, DAT ASS???!!! Makes me weak. Makes me stupid. I HAAVE dated women (ok...gone out with for a brief period...I've never formed a relationship anyone for reasons other than their personality and brain...and i am totally serious when i say that. I can't do stupid / annoying and it never ceases to amaze me how many guys have no problem with it). This babe here I would PAY for a chance to ride that ass...because just looking at it while I pounded her would almost be as good as the actual sex itself.

      In summary:

      She can't be ugly, but unless she is drop dead breathtakingly gorgeous, facially beauty doesn't matter. Just not worth the price of admission.

      Body shape does matter. We all have an opinion of what shape is good of course, but proportions are undeniably important.

      Breasts are overrated. A really great set is bonus. A cups probably not my cup of tea, if for no other reason than they would look really weird on the type / size woman I prefer. But anything in between is irrelevant.

      DAT ASS??!! Hypnotic. In and out of bed. Trumps everything except brains and sense of humor.

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      Beatrix Pottergogobearxx
      1/17/14 7:44pm

      As a woman with a size 0-2 dress size but a size 6-8 pant because of ass, this is pretty true of my experience. I've never dated someone because they were solely attracted to my ass, because that would be weird for me, but once a relationship is established for other reasons, it's been pretty near obsession. Including my husband, he goes completely and totally dumb. So thank you!

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    wobblesmithNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 11:26am

    "but soon I would really like to spread my brand around the world as far as possible."

    GIF
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      TheFinglongerwobblesmith
      1/17/14 11:53am

      I was going to call that out, too. Fuck people using marketing speak to refer to themselves, and fuck "personal brands."

      (PS I work in marketing.)

      (PPS And yes, I'm aware of the Bill Hicks thing.)

      (PPPS He was right.)

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      wobblesmithTheFinglonger
      1/17/14 11:59am

      plus, her "brand" is her ass so that translation is "spread my ass!"...

      which, let's face it, is what's going to offer her the most money upfront. can she resist? only time will tell!

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    Left HandshakeNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/17/14 11:09am

    We're so fucking evolved.

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      DoctaJonesLeft Handshake
      1/17/14 11:16am

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      HiMyNameIsJayAgainDoctaJones
      1/17/14 11:24am

      I love this video and song.

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