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    LPSheaNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:16pm

    These pictures highlight a disturbing double standard that exists today between the genders in the world of watching strippers. As any guy knows, you have to sit there with your hands at your sides. No touching the strippers! Failure to adhere to this rule will likely result in a beating from a 300 pound bouncer.

    Women? You ladies are ANIMALS!!! Groping, grabbing, licking. I've had the unfortunate opportunity to see this in action a few times and frankly, I'm scarred for life by what you ladies do.

    Obama needs to take action on this horrible injustice pronto. Men have needs too you know, groping shouldn't just be for the workplace.

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      surenanigansLPShea
      1/15/14 2:25pm

      I was talked into going to a dude strip club once (I.e., the dancers were dudes). I was traumatized for life, it was a madhouse!

      Also, banana hammocks. Oh god, banana hammocks everywhere.

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      BabylegsLPShea
      1/15/14 2:26pm

      I made the mistake once of visiting a strip club with an ex-boyfriend who watched me get a lap dance. He was encouraging me to grab her boobs and ass and stuff (incidentally this was also a club where men were allowed to touch too, and the stripper was also goading me on), and I just found it creepy and gross. It was like my ex was trying to find a loophole around the whole "my girlfriend will never agree to a threesome" thing. Anyway, did I mention he was an EX boyfriend?

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    PrayForDentonNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:14pm

    I once accidentally witnessed a stripper grind up all on my grandma. It was one of the most traumatizing experiences I had as a child.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendPrayForDenton
      1/15/14 2:18pm

      That is either too much of that story or not enough, I'm not sure.

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      PrayForDentoncheerful_exgirlfriend
      1/15/14 2:22pm

      Oh it gets worse. I was dragged to some cousin's bridal shower by my mother. I must've been 8 or so at the time, so I have no idea why when I saw the police officer with the boombox walk in, I automatically had the instinct to go play in the backyard. The reason I saw my grandmother being worked over was because from outside, the loudest noise I heard coming from the house was my mother's gleeful cackle, so I peeked into the window to see what was going on. And now I will never unsee.

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    The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:14pm

    The face of satisfaction!

    "Doris plans on being around for many strippers to come."

    Go Girl!

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      Alexander_Crouton-SkitchThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      1/15/14 4:51pm

      ... annnnnd the tiara

      TI-A-RA!

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsAlexander_Crouton-Skitch
      1/15/14 6:18pm

      holly shit! i didn't even see the tiara! WOW!

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    BigSteveNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:16pm

    I wonder if she tongued his anus?

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      troof2BigSteve
      1/15/14 2:21pm

      Why would you think she didn't?

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      sizor_sisterBigSteve
      1/15/14 2:21pm

      Its the polite thing to do.

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    happyburnercharliebrownNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:13pm

    Something about a 100 year old woman making the "dat ass" face makes me unreasonably happy.

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      PrayForDentonhappyburnercharliebrown
      1/15/14 2:22pm

      But seriously, though. Dat ass!

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    toothpetardNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:10pm

    HAHA! I just clicked this at work. Living dangerously.

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      MizJenkinstoothpetard
      1/15/14 2:23pm

      Doris would be proud.

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    blackintrovertNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:29pm

    Is it just me or was grandma having more fun than the rest of the people at that party? Lame.

    I love non-conventional grandmas. Fuck knitting sweaters and baking cookies for the grandkids. I want the last few years of my life spent with scantily clad men dancing in front of me while I pinch their fannies.

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      The_Recession_is_Overblackintrovert
      1/15/14 4:42pm

      Just to be clear ... this happened in England ... where fanny has a whole other meaning :-)

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    the actual bajmahalNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 4:17pm

    I just relayed this to my 92 year old aunt and asked her if I should hire a male stripper for her birthday next month. I got her to blush and giggle, but she said she would prefer some things to be left to her imagination. So we've decided to hire a good looking handyman instead — same eye candy/spankbank potential, plus the disposal will get fixed. Win-win.

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      Funyuns for breakfastthe actual bajmahal
      1/15/14 4:51pm

      I like this compromise A LOT.

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    homomanNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:17pm

    Good for her! It's nice to see someone enjoying life at any age.

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      LPSheahomoman
      1/15/14 2:24pm

      Oh sure, she gets a you go girl from you and society, but I spend even one Friday night with strippers and my girlfriend throws me out of the house. Such a horrible double standard!

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      homomanLPShea
      1/15/14 3:10pm

      sometimes it's better to be a woman or a gay man...

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    WonkasWillyNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/15/14 2:24pm
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