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    김치전!Neetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 5:39pm

    I understand Greg's pain, because my suspected biological mother also wouldn't submit to a DNA test. #bitch #onlygodcanjudgeme @GrandDuchessAnastasiaNikolaevna

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      Muscato김치전!
      1/14/14 5:41pm

      I think you were looking for Grandma, honey - Mama's really most sincerely dead, in a Siberian basement, with the rest of the family.

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      김치전!Muscato
      1/14/14 5:43pm

      Pfft, so you think it's only a coincidence that her name means Resurrection?

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    NefertittiesNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 5:45pm

    Awesome—the fabulous Woody Allen rape snark twitter wars of 2014 continue.

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      Johnny ChundersNefertitties
      1/14/14 5:46pm

      The Onion's entry.

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      UngratefulDeadNefertitties
      1/14/14 6:16pm

      I don't think you can really accuse Conan of making a rape joke here. The reference is pointedly towards the rumors of Ronan Farrow's biological father being somebody other than Allen. Other than having the same cast of characters that's a distinct situation from the molestation accusation.

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    Dirt McgirtNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 5:47pm

    The fact that Conan is even taking this half seriously makes me wonder if this is true...

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      bruunoDirt Mcgirt
      1/14/14 5:50pm

      That counts as half seriously?

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      sillytrixrabbitDirt Mcgirt
      1/14/14 5:53pm

      Seriously? If he never said anything about it people would assume it's true.

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    Yukon KizmiazNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 5:44pm

    I have a few questions about this, but I'll wait until we find out whether or not this is a hoax, publicity stunt or something Conan is orchestrating.

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      AmericoYukon Kizmiaz
      1/14/14 5:50pm

      Video is posted to a youtube page, with the user name as his full name, and that being the only video he has ever posted... I'm going to say publicity stunt set up by Conan.

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      GregSamsaAmerico
      1/14/14 7:02pm

      I assumed publicity stunt, but by the kid.

      If Conan wanted to, and had definitive proof that he is not the father, could he sue this kid for knowingly lying? Cease and desist at the very least?

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    Cam/ronNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 5:38pm

    Maury is waiting for his dance.

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      JohnMcClanesSmirkCam/ron
      1/14/14 6:18pm
      GIF
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    dgstanNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 6:01pm

    I'm not sure it's a good idea to get Ronan Farrow riled up. He sounds like a prick.

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      ACRFilmdgstan
      1/14/14 6:13pm

      He's actually a pretty great humanitarian, so he hardly strikes me as a prick. Worked for Unicef, was an advocate for women & children caught in the turmoil of the Sudan, was a special political adviser on global youth issues. He's a genius (literally) and has decided to devote his life to activism over any number of more lucrative avenues.

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      GregSamsaACRFilm
      1/14/14 7:03pm

      Humanitarians can, of course, be pricks as well.

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    Donald PumpNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 5:48pm

    They look pretty fucking identical. I'm more inclined to believe this is a stunt though.

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      JimEmeryDonald Pump
      1/14/14 6:43pm

      Maybe somebody saw the resemblance and that's what prompted the idea for the stunt?

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    ObliteratiNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 5:50pm

    Anybody else thinking that this story/hoax/skit/publicity stunt/whatever has suddenly become a little uncomfortable?

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      The secret ingredient is phoneObliterati
      1/14/14 5:53pm

      I'm almost sure it is: Greg Keating is a student of marketing and advertisement at Temple University, who's internship program works with Conan O'Brien.

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      CatAssThe secret ingredient is phone
      1/14/14 6:06pm

      Dayum, Columbo!

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    ManchuCandidateNeetzan Zimmerman
    1/14/14 6:49pm

    On the other I hear Vinnie from the Dopplegang would like to hire him for a bar mitzvah. Hopefully it will work out better than the Ryan Secrest Lookalike.

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      StrizoNeetzan Zimmerman
      1/14/14 6:02pm

      This just in, white people look the same.

      (I meant to write this in the other article but the article was already at the bottom of the page when I read it.)

      (Has that joke already been made?)

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        HellephantStrizo
        1/14/14 6:18pm

        (I enjoyed your parenthetical disclaimers.)

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        StrizoHellephant
        1/14/14 6:57pm

        Why thank you.

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