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    TorenteeJOE MACLEOD
    1/30/14 5:42pm

    I hope you don't make your click quota and get fired.

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      JOE MACLEODTorentee
      1/31/14 11:31am

      There is no "fired," on Kinja, fool!

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      TorenteeJOE MACLEOD
      1/31/14 4:30pm

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    __try__except_JOE MACLEOD
    1/30/14 5:37pm

    Shit, I thought Dubious Clickbait would live forever.

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      FlyLikeSymptoms__try__except_
      1/30/14 5:41pm

      DOOBIOUS CLICKBAIT 4 EVA!

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      Cooperman__try__except_
      1/30/14 5:44pm

      "At First You'll Be Confused By The Story In The Beginning, But Then It Hits You Like A Ton Of Bricks" - Upworthy link all over my News Feed

      Some friends and I tried to have a conversation the other day only using Upworthy-style phrases. We set a new record for descending into madness.

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    GoalieLaxJOE MACLEOD
    1/31/14 8:37am

    if you clicked on this you clearly want spoilers but still....

    SPOILER

    prince joffery gets poisoned at his wedding feast after marrying margaery tyrell

    oh and catelyn stark is still alive

    and john snow gets maybe killed by the brothers...but that's the end of book 5

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      momofpeanutGoalieLax
      1/31/14 9:18am

      Oh, my, you're so clever.

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      GoalieLaxmomofpeanut
      1/31/14 9:55am

      just giving the people what they want

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    CraniestJOE MACLEOD
    1/30/14 5:50pm

    Drosophilia Melanogaster

    augh, even after 30 years I remember what that is. Curse you Biology 101 lab!

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      GregorMendelCraniest
      1/30/14 5:54pm

      What the fuck are you talking about?

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      CraniestGregorMendel
      1/30/14 6:14pm

      Oh you!

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    Ross WalkerJOE MACLEOD
    1/30/14 6:56pm

    Other than Bjorn Gameboy, none of those character names appear in the book.

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      ThatsJustTurribleJOE MACLEOD
      1/30/14 5:38pm

      I nodded my head with all of these until I read on a Gawker post about the eventual death of Dubious Clickbait.

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        Celia the Vampire Slaying VampireJOE MACLEOD
        1/30/14 5:38pm

        FUCK. DUBIOUS CLICKBAIT IS MY FAVORITE. Don't tell me Ser Gawker of House Clickbait bites it, too. I bet he chokes to death on poison at his own wedding or something terrible like that.

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          Lunchbox55JOE MACLEOD
          1/30/14 9:24pm

          WTF? I've never heard of any of these characters and I've read all the books.

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            Montauk MonsterJOE MACLEOD
            1/30/14 6:29pm

            I would like to know the official Max Read stance on this post.

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              김치전!JOE MACLEOD
              1/30/14 5:40pm

              Omgggggg, I can't wait to see how they stage Christian sexily removing Anastasia's tampon.

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