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flamingolingoCord Jefferson
1/03/14 8:19pm
"He was last seen boarding a ferry in Key West, Fla., where Price hinted he planned to take his life."

A guy embezzles millions, pretends to commit suicide on a boat in Florida, but actually goes on the lam, disguises himself as a pro wrestler, and works as a migrant laborer .

This is like the Dexter finale, but less dumb.
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  GregSamsaflamingolingo
  1/03/14 8:38pm
  I was about to do a Mad Men joke, but realize it would be a spoiler for some who watch on Netflix.
  
  My New Year resolution was to wait 6 months before I resume spoiling things by accident.
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  Iwona BurgundaGregSamsa
  1/03/14 9:49pm
  OOooo people have had MORE than enough time to catch up on Mad Men! Anyway, don't they tell this side of his story in the first season? Can't not spoil something that has been around since 2007!
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secretagentmanCord Jefferson
1/03/14 9:15pm
He should have flown overseas and then done the fake suicide thing. Much easier to travel between countries in Asia and Europe, and hide out in little villages for years. Not that I've given it much thought.
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  twizzlersecretagentman
  1/03/14 10:11pm
  OK, but when you don't go, don't take me with you *wink* (I always wanted to be the girl in the Jason Bourne movie. She looked like she was having fun until they "offed" her.)
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  secretagentmantwizzler
  1/03/14 10:24pm
  I am literally watching the 2nd Borne right now! Love them all. I can't decide if I want to be Bourne, or just make out with Damon.
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psychomagnetCord Jefferson
1/03/14 8:10pm
Working menial jobs for what purpose exactly? 21 mill doesn't go as far as I thought it would these days.
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  cesariojpnpsychomagnet
  1/03/14 8:15pm
  I guess in a bizarre way, a sense of working? If i won the lottery, i'd at least want a job to fall back on just in case.....
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  Cherith Cutestorypsychomagnet
  1/03/14 8:35pm
  He probably didn't have access to all of the money.
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stuckonrewindCord Jefferson
1/03/14 8:08pm
To let your family think you're dead? That's all kinds of wrong.
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  Cherith Cutestorystuckonrewind
  1/03/14 8:43pm
  Maybe they were relieved?
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  stuckonrewindCherith Cutestory
  1/03/14 9:06pm
  Maybe. Probably better than seeing him look like that.
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Hatless Süspęçt and 6 othersCord Jefferson
1/03/14 8:18pm
Anyone think he may really have died and been resurrected? Is it possible we are in the presence of Jesus!
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  twizzlerHatless Süspęçt and 6 others
  1/03/14 9:05pm
  Goddammit, Hatless! That's the first time a commenter made me spit iced tea all over my Mac. There is tea everywhere!
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destor23Cord Jefferson
1/03/14 10:22pm
Not the first banker to disguise himself as a pro wrestler...

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  THECRIMS0NKINGdestor23
  1/04/14 8:40am
  Also, not the first time a Georgia law enforcement agent got his man.
  
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  destor23THECRIMS0NKING
  1/04/14 9:27am
  And his accomplice is still out there!
  
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TexasTexasTexasCord Jefferson
1/03/14 8:52pm
Another site's article said he was once a pastor.
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  twizzlerTexasTexasTexas
  1/03/14 10:13pm
  What did this guy NOT do? Is he Forrest Gump?
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  twizzlertwizzler
  1/03/14 11:42pm
  And on Wednesdays he can be found in a back booth at the Pasadena Playhouse...
  
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raincoasterCord Jefferson
1/03/14 11:51pm
If I had $21 million I'd take a job on a boat, get to the tropics, and live like a deity. I wouldn't be picking fruit for some overseer worth a tenth what I'd stolen.
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  Zucchiniisforeverraincoaster
  1/04/14 9:49am
  Take a job?? With $21M??
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  raincoasterZucchiniisforever
  1/05/14 7:21am
  Gotta get off the continent without creating witnesses, right? Six weeks of work to be set for the rest of my life? No worries.
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EmanzeCord Jefferson
1/03/14 9:28pm
Never, in a million year, would I have recognized this as the same man. And tinting his windows is what did him in?! If you are going to get caught, do it spectacularly.

AKA the barefoot bandit, Colton Harris-Moore. Ran away from home, stole cars and planes while on the lam.

While on the run, took I'm chilling selfies:

He captured (some of) the public's support for his gusto, who made musical tributes:

Finally got busted in the beautiful, balmy Bahamas. Police caught him in a 44 foot stolen power boat and shot out the engine to catch him.

If memory serves, he was sentenced to roughly 8 years. Retribution is expected to be paid back from royalties in movies/books.

If you are going to break bad, do it, well, like that.
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  MarkEbnerEmanze
  1/03/14 10:44pm
  You're welcome: http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/2010/03/16/col…
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twizzlerCord Jefferson
1/03/14 9:00pm
Police will pull you over if your windows are tinted too darkly? Guess I wouldn't know it because I'm one of those dorks with zero tint. I'm blinded. Thank God for sunglasses.

Oh, guess I should weigh in on whether this guy is a douche or clever or desperate or sad? So many feels, but mostly I snickered at "independent circuit pro wrestler."

Y'know, forget I posted. This comment has no socially redeeming value whatsoever.
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  Zucchiniisforevertwizzler
  1/04/14 9:48am
  They can, but they don't always. States have laws about how much tint is allowed. I think cops tend to use it as an excuse if they want to pull you over for something else. So, if you're doing anything illegal, ditch the window tint.
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  CynicalFeltwizzler
  1/05/14 12:38pm
  I recall stories whilst living in california, of police who would make you take a razorblade to your tinted windows if they found that they exceded state law. 'Remove it now or get a massive fine' and all that.
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