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    Max Rivlin-NadlerMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/22/13 5:46pm

    Hey team — this is my last post for Gawker. Writing for the site for the past year has pretty much been like winning the lottery, so I felt the photo was fitting. Its been fun. Stay smart.

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      ZzoydMax Rivlin-Nadler
      12/22/13 5:50pm

      Best of luck, Max! Let us know what the next chapter writes. You will be missed.

      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones.

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      justgawkingMax Rivlin-Nadler
      12/22/13 5:50pm

      Great job, Max! All the best.

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    alexiscarringtonMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/22/13 5:40pm

    If I was the woman all the way to the left with the champana, this would be my profile picture for everything for life.

    Great picture.

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      GregSamsaalexiscarrington
      12/22/13 6:20pm

      I dunno. Once Facebook crops it to their dimensional standards, it's gonna look like she's getting a facial from a guy who hasn't jerked off in months.

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      alexiscarringtonGregSamsa
      12/22/13 6:23pm

      Sigh.

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    KeisertrollMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/22/13 5:33pm

    El Gordo is my El Guapo.

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      GoOnWithoutMeKeisertroll
      12/22/13 6:55pm

      At first I thought this was a Soap reference but that was El Puerko. Three Amigos?

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    sui_generisMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/22/13 7:22pm

    Wait, why did these folks even enter the lottery? We all know it's impossible to win. Is there no El HamNo to tell them that?
    You Are Not Going to Win the Lottery, You Fool You Are Not Going to Win the Lottery, You Fool You Are Not Going to Win the Lottery, You Fool

    The Mega Millions jackpot is half a billion dollars. A cool half-billion. You could use that money, … Read more Read more

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      PrayForDentonMax Rivlin-Nadler
      12/22/13 5:31pm

      They named the Spanish lottery after my penis?

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        dsfsdg4r4fPrayForDenton
        12/22/13 5:40pm

        No, its my middle school bus driver.

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        apeshapedmanPrayForDenton
        12/22/13 5:55pm

        We have the same penis?

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      MataroMax Rivlin-Nadler
      12/22/13 5:51pm

      The odds of winning an important lottery in Spain are surely greater than in the U.S., the population is of course significantly less, and someone (sometimes an entire village) always wins in the case of the major Christmas loterías.

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        FerminaDazaMax Rivlin-Nadler
        12/22/13 9:07pm

        Let's play Valley Girl Mataro. Original comment is posted beneath my approximation.

        Like, did you know that there are less people who live in Spain than in the US? Having, like, fewer entries into a drawing makes it more likely that one particular entry will be drawn. Sometimes groups of people will buy tickets together, because having many chances instead of one chance means you have a bigger chance of winning! Now I'm going to, like, say something in another language so you think I'm a genius. But it's going to be a cognate, nothing that actually suggests I have knowledge of the language.


        The odds of winning an important lottery in Spain are surely greater than in the U.S., the population is of course significantly less, and someone (sometimes an entire village) always wins in the case of the major Christmas loterías. Toda


        The odds of winning an important lottery in Spain are surely greater than in the U.S., the… Read more Read more

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