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    Jerry-NetherlandMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/21/13 4:17pm

    Oh, Florida. You never let us down.

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      PetyrBaelishJerry-Netherland
      12/21/13 4:34pm

      Meh, they better have more evidence than this. I wouldn't convict based on a random wallet. Maybe the ski mask is distinctive and matches the video of the store. Otherwise, GTFO.

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      SuffersfoolsgladlyJerry-Netherland
      12/21/13 7:18pm

      Yes, and I have a friend who just announced..as if she were not crazy..that she is moving to Florida..Sarasota..because the living is cheap and she can get a nice foreclosed home for $60.000!

      I checked it out and it's clearly one of those cement block, fire-ant infested places where meth heads murdered each other. The kind of place that makes you shiver and walk faster when you pass by.

      I lived in Florida for a year in Art School and it was a completely different planet. You could not pay me to go back to anyplace in Florida. But to a certain kind of person( usually alcoholic or addicted) it sparkles on the horizon..a Fata Morgana of paradise for the toothless.( Oh, and the Amish. The Amish love fucking Sarasota.)

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    cheerful_exgirlfriendMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/21/13 4:39pm

    He's obviously just preparing for when Florida finally is sawed off and floats up to a colder location.

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      Zzoydcheerful_exgirlfriend
      12/21/13 7:15pm

      Are you back??

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendZzoyd
      12/22/13 3:10am

      I'd have to leave to be back:) but no I'm not "home" .

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    Alexander_Crouton-SkitchMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/21/13 6:17pm
    GIF
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      MarkEbnerAlexander_Crouton-Skitch
      12/21/13 6:47pm

      Esther Rolle was very hot. Is that too much info?

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      Alexander_Crouton-SkitchMarkEbner
      12/21/13 6:48pm

      Honesty is always the best policy. I don't think gave TMI.

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    DanCopelandMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/21/13 6:41pm

    I don't think I've ever actually seen a ski mask used while skiing. Maybe "robbery mask" just doesn't sell as well?

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      benjaminalloverDanCopeland
      12/21/13 9:25pm

      it is called a balaclava and i cannot overstate the beauty of the thing when you pull it down from toque position over your numb snow-burned face on a windswept desolate subzero night, but ya, you always feel like a badass criminal, because T.V.

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      nothinglikeadamebenjaminallover
      12/22/13 10:37am

      Why are you wearing a Greek dessert on your face?

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    DennyCraneMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/21/13 4:47pm

    Florida man
    Florida man
    Does the things that a Florida can

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      MarkEbnerMax Rivlin-Nadler
      12/21/13 10:51pm

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        LocalSPMax Rivlin-Nadler
        12/21/13 4:27pm

        85 degrees in Ocala today, boy I sure hope I have a ski-mask handy.

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          JennifartMax Rivlin-Nadler
          12/21/13 4:49pm

          Always a sigh of relief when I don't know the people featured in the Florida articles.

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            SatansbooksMax Rivlin-Nadler
            12/21/13 5:52pm

            I love stupid criminal stories. Nothing beats the idiot who tried to rob the karate dojo though.

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              HellephantSatansbooks
              12/21/13 10:06pm

              The sensei does.

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            PipeSmokingGalMax Rivlin-Nadler
            12/21/13 4:20pm

            The ski mask? Oh it's part of my Christmas outfit officer. Huh? assuming the position

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              spaced99PipeSmokingGal
              12/21/13 4:27pm

              "No, I was actually preparing to go skiing today," said the Florida resident.

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