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    Sloppy_NachosRich Juzwiak
    12/30/13 2:43pm

    Who is this Beyonce people keep talking about? What instrument does she play? Is she trying to be a modern version of Tina Turner? If so, does that make Jay-zed her Ike?

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSloppy_Nachos
      12/30/13 3:03pm

      What you did there, I see it. Well played.

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      SkipBaylessSloppy_Nachos
      12/30/13 3:04pm

      She plays the skin flute, and she plays it well, goddamnit.

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    MizJenkinsRich Juzwiak
    12/30/13 2:47pm

    Almost immediately I decided I wouldn't be taking that one seriously. I don't know how to judge a child's facial beauty. I don't know what I'm looking at. A child's face is in constant a state of flux; in, like, six months, it's going to look totally different.

    Oh come now, they're not asking you what the child's face is going to look like in 6 months. They're asking you how it looks today, in front of you, trussed up in all the Maybelline and Coty powder and fake eyelashes available at the local Sally's. Does that baby still look like whodunit and ran? Then that should be reflected on your score card.

    I can see not giving a child a score of less than maybe 7 (for fear of the life-long reprisals from an already unhealthily insecure and appearance-obsessed mother) but some kids - just like some adults - just aren't that attractive. It's not hard to tell the difference.

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      HiMyNameIsJayAgainRich Juzwiak
      12/30/13 2:41pm

      LOL @ Beyoncé featuring Drake - "Mine" being #1.

      It's not even the best song on the second half of that album.

      Bitch, bye.

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        jstnHiMyNameIsJayAgain
        1/01/14 12:51am

        Definitely. I think Partition was probably the riskiest song on her album.

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      Veronica CorningstoneRich Juzwiak
      12/30/13 3:26pm

      Maybe it's because we're the same age, but once again, Rich, you nailed it. I can recall listening to entire albums when I was 12 - Bon Jovi's New Jersey comes to mind - even the mediocre songs. Now I skip and feel so guilty.

      By the way, I love "XO." Been listening to it on a loop since the album came out.

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        HiMyNameIsJayAgainRich Juzwiak
        12/30/13 2:46pm

        She woke up like dis...

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          johnmaynardRich Juzwiak
          12/30/13 2:41pm

          What is with everyone bitching about the absence of Pretty Hurts? Pretty Hurts is probably the most inorganic, producey song on the album. "Pretty Hurts" is BEYONCE's "I Was Here."

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            HiMyNameIsJayAgainjohnmaynard
            12/30/13 2:47pm

            Seriously. I didn't even notice that it had been left off of the list. It's that unmemorable.

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          raincoasterRich Juzwiak
          12/30/13 8:08pm

          I only make lists when someone pays me for them.

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            stationarystoreRich Juzwiak
            12/30/13 2:34pm

            you would leave "Pretty Hurts" off your list, you monster

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              sgtyukonRich Juzwiak
              12/30/13 3:14pm

              But if you don't make any top-ten lists, what else are you going to write about between now and Thursday (except of course why you don't make top-ten lists)?

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