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    PunditGuyKate Dries
    12/16/13 1:50pm

    He wishes he were 40 years younger.

    R.I.P., subjunctive mood.

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      Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the SnarkPunditGuy
      12/16/13 2:04pm

      Stop tone policing.

      But seriously, subjunctive is dead. I've had to give up on that too.

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      no1onthecornerAri Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
      12/16/13 2:15pm

      Tone policing and calls to pipe down on it should be reserved for real life conversations. Gawker media can afford copy editing.

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    MidwestMsKate Dries
    12/16/13 1:56pm

    He just needs to find someone he has a lot in common with.

    GIF
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      SvenskasweetieMidwestMs
      12/16/13 2:03pm

      What movie is that from? That's fantastic!

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      MidwestMsSvenskasweetie
      12/16/13 2:06pm

      Best In Show. You should probably clear your schedule and watch it tonight. Or right now. Whatever comes first.

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    willburnforfoodKate Dries
    12/16/13 1:48pm

    Here's hoping some of that young pussy kills him soon.

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      Jan74willburnforfood
      12/16/13 1:57pm

      His second-in-command, who is his daughter, I believe, is just as awful as he is. So nothing will change when he dies.

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      willburnforfoodJan74
      12/16/13 2:13pm

      You know, I've often wondered about that; if the children of the Waltons and the Kochs are just as bad as their parents.

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    OnelittledetailKate Dries
    12/16/13 1:55pm

    He'll never have another bodyguard like Wendi.

    GIF
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      jean bon bonOnelittledetail
      12/16/13 1:58pm

      Dang! Git it, lady.

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      Vulcan Has No MoonOnelittledetail
      12/16/13 10:03pm

      And now I've got this stuck in my head...

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    fuck a stupid girlKate Dries
    12/16/13 1:47pm

    I also wish I was forty years younger.

    Because at twenty that would mean I would not exist to think about the fact that Rupert Murdoch is an eligible bachelor.

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      tinymuttagainKate Dries
      12/16/13 1:48pm

      Yeah, I want to hook up with a guy who has made it his business to ruin democracy while making hateful, racist, sexist greed seem acceptable. Mmm hmm.

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        PenelopeParadisKate Dries
        12/16/13 1:48pm

        Wendi deng robbed him of the best years of his life.

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          barneyhasaheadacheKate Dries
          12/16/13 1:51pm

          Courtney Stodden, get on it. Runey, Modden, Rourtney, so many possibilities!

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            For SwedenKate Dries
            12/16/13 2:16pm

            He'll find someone. Designer handbags and pumps aren't getting any cheaper.

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