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    dali-llamaMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 4:04pm

    Good, this would have happened immediately if their genders were reversed.

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      NoPetroldali-llama
      12/15/13 5:12pm

      Something something, women are the oppressed group so they cannot violate the group in power, something something, patriarchy. There. That's the summation of the responses you may receive.

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      Cuttlefish12NoPetrol
      12/15/13 5:19pm

      Oh yeah, this place is absolutely crawling with people who love promoting sexual assault against men...oh wait, no it's not and you're just talking out of your arse!

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    the girl with the most cakeMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 4:04pm

    I'm inclined to side with the policeman. You don't get to kiss people without consent, express or implied. Granted, this is Europe where people are more kissy, but still.

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      my3dads2the girl with the most cake
      12/15/13 5:10pm

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      the girl with the most cakemy3dads2
      12/15/13 5:43pm

      Not that it makes it ok, but I am impressed how he stayed in character.

      Although the real Jack Sparrow wouldn't try to parlay with the cops. He'd make a mad dash for freedom and almost get away.

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    Sean BrodyMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 5:51pm

    "licked her fingers and tried to press them to the officer's mouth"

    Yeah, I do that.

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      Cherith CutestorySean Brody
      12/15/13 6:42pm

      Yeah, but it is cute when you do it. Because you don't have a cartilage earring.

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      BethWinshipCherith Cutestory
      12/16/13 9:34am

      This is the second (out of possibly many) responses I've seen from you where you mention the cartilage earring. Were you bitten by one as a child?

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    GinaBina90Max Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 4:11pm

    She kissed him without his consent and that's sexual assault. I have no problem with her being charged.

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      bytherecordmachineGinaBina90
      12/15/13 4:56pm

      Yeah, he doesn't look happy in the pic. His eyes are closed as if he doesn't want to engage and he's pulling his head back. I don't see how there's any question here. It's not a violent assault, but we still aren't allowed to put our hands or mouths on strangers without consent. This is something my 3 year old has a pretty good handle on.

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      ShroudofBoehnerbytherecordmachine
      12/15/13 5:35pm

      His eyes are closed because romance.

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    Cherith CutestoryMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 4:13pm

    Well, unless the third world war is a physical entity waiting to blow, I think there was a translation issue on this:

    the third world war would have burst."

    Did they just use google translate?

    But, anyway, he is absolutely right. You can't make unwanted sexual contact with people. It isn't the crime of the century and she won't get life in prison but she is obviously guilty. Also, I hate those cartilage earrings.

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      SUSPECT__IS__HATLESSCherith Cutestory
      12/16/13 7:17am

      Agreed, ABOUT THE EARRINGS.

      And also the other stuff. He's right to prosecute, because if he just joked about it (like some men would) he would probably lose his job and expose the force to allegations of the same kind of stuff their Prime Minister gets up too. People have to be consistent about condemning unwanted sexual advances if we ever want to see real change.

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    Ryan1981Max Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 7:31pm

    Oh lord. I hope this makes its way to Jezebel. I'm dying to read those comments.

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      EasttoMidwestRyan1981
      12/16/13 10:55am

      You really should head over there sometime and read this stuff for yourself instead of relying on hostile stereotypes. I guaranty you anyone who didn't side with the officer would be slapped down. Their weekend writer left recently, and I'm pretty sure it was because of a jocular post regarding Chris Brown's early childhood sexual experiences with older girls. The regular readers were outraged that he made light of sexual assault just because the child it happened to grew up to be an asshole.

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      arandomgoonEasttoMidwest
      12/16/13 10:48pm

      As much as I love to bag on Jezebel, there are a few good posters who'd do what you said. Unfortunately, they're drowned out by many more hypocritical idiots, many of whom are posting in this story!

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    burlivesleftnutMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 6:54pm

    Stupid. She should have went straight for his cock.

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      HieronymusHiroshigeburlivesleftnut
      12/15/13 8:15pm

      Heh

      GIF
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      CleverUsernameHieronymusHiroshige
      12/15/13 9:34pm

      I needed that gif the other day....

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    ChiminyCherooMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 4:15pm

    Probably the first person in Italian history to actually be charged with sexual assault.

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      Desi_RelafordChiminyCheroo
      12/15/13 4:46pm

      The last Italian charged with sexual assault was sentenced to 15-20 years as Prime Minister.

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    wkiernanMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 6:34pm

    I know Italian pigs, being pigs, will always use any excuse, no matter how farfetched, to prosecute the Hell out of anybody they can every chance they get. Pigs act like that in all four corners of the Earth. And I know that this particular little helmeted pig wants to cooperate with his fellow storm troopers by feigning to have been traumatized by a girl's kiss. But the fact remains that for the rest of his life he will be regarded by all right-thinking heterosexual guys as absolutely the wussiest wuss of all Italian wussdom.

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      Hawkwkiernan
      12/15/13 8:24pm

      No. Just no...

      Also, you are part of the problem.

      In conclusion?

      No.

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    ProoferMax Rivlin-Nadler
    12/15/13 5:19pm

    I've kissed a stranger on the street for a dare. Most people are pretty good about it.

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      dali-llamaProofer
      12/15/13 5:24pm

      I hope you get kissed by plenty of strangers in prison.

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      Prooferdali-llama
      12/15/13 5:54pm

      Is that a prison rape joke? Because those are kind of stale. Apparently.

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