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    SomebodyElseHereRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/07/13 1:06pm

    Well I am deeply hurt that you would reject me in such a public, humiliating way.

    I am no longer waiting for your mail to my email address above.

    Cordially,

    Miss Sonia (if you're nasty)

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseSomebodyElseHere
      12/07/13 1:11pm

      Oh Sonia. We still have Paris. <3

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      BigHairDon'tCareRebecca "Burt" Rose
      12/07/13 1:18pm

      Get a room, you guys! ;-)

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    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfishRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/07/13 2:26pm

    Oh, sure. But do you ever hear from SPELL CASTERS on two-year-old threads?

    http://jezebel.com/an-amazing-tes...

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      Annan_Waterchritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      12/07/13 2:37pm

      Bahaha! That is perfect.

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      Marlene Freaktrickchritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      12/07/13 9:00pm

      those are my fav!

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    This Is A Dead AccountRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/07/13 3:45pm

    Oh, Burt. I love it when you're on weekend duty. It's like when your parents hire that cool, laid-back babysitter who would let you eat cookies for dinner.

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseThis Is A Dead Account
      12/07/13 3:47pm

      DUDE. You know I would totally let you have cookies for dinner.

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    Mr. DisconnectedRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/08/13 4:51pm

    Oh hey, is my account finally working? Sweet! Now I can join in the chorus about how awesome Burt is! :D

    Please write everything, all the time. Thank you.

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseMr. Disconnected
      12/08/13 6:22pm

      Sorry about the trouble with your account and thank you! What a nice thing to say. Hugz!

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      Mr. DisconnectedRebecca "Burt" Rose
      12/08/13 7:43pm

      Thanks very much. Apparently, NeoGawker doesn't care for anti-cookie and/or ad-block measures. Getting anything done requires a strange combination of a hip-shimmying rumba routine, Shinto chants, and a voodoo spell, complete with the sacrifice of a chicken.

      Glad I figured it out, because I was running seriously low on chickens.

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    House Milkshaker of DaftbollocksRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/07/13 1:24pm

    Of all the scams in all the world ... oh Sonia.

    GIF
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      Mrs Roper's CaftanHouse Milkshaker of Daftbollocks
      12/07/13 4:12pm

      that cat is freaking me out lol

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      The Real UnsharerHouse Milkshaker of Daftbollocks
      12/16/13 2:55pm

      Is that Salem?

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    zingnutRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/07/13 1:16pm

    I believe we can move from here to a place where wrong is right, right is wrong. Where we can bake cookies together and fling flour at each other's noses and laugh gleefully. Where we can have pillow fights and end up a crazy love heap on the floor, limbs entertwined. Where we can have movie marathons, caramel popcorn, and spiked hot chocolate on our "in" nights, and dancing, tapas and copious wine on our "out" nights.

    Where you are the one I've been waiting for to slow dance under the stars, by lapping milky tides of the eternal shores.

    You know, the usual expectations for a mass-produced email that should end IN LOVE. TRUE LOVE.

    What? Where are you go—-

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      Marlene Freaktrickzingnut
      12/07/13 1:37pm

      I just wanna say that was the most romantic thing I've heard in years. I am now copying and pasting it into an email that ends with please mail back to my email address.

      Cordially Miss (redacted)

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      Biggbarddazingnut
      12/07/13 11:04pm

      Take me zingnut, take me now!!

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    UrbanAchieverRebecca "Burt" Rose
    12/07/13 2:07pm

    Oh, I don't know. At least Sonia is friendly.

    My latest batch of scammy attacks (all in German, I don't know if it's only a German scam) always start with the name of a law firm, and include a letter on some vague sum of money an unnamed company has been unable to collect from me for unknown services they have provided. I am invited to click on the attached letter for full clarification.

    GIF

    Yeah, well, I don't live in Germany, I have no services provided from companies there, and anyway, it's a known scam at this point. But sheesh, are they threatening and contentious.

    I'll take a Sonia letter any time over those guys.

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      ALittleBossyRebecca "Burt" Rose
      12/07/13 1:47pm

      I keep getting these from women with Russian sounding names, not the best scam emails to send to a gay guy. If it were Vladimir, maybe I'd fall for it.

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        BiggbarddaALittleBossy
        12/07/13 11:09pm

        My real name is Vladimir, give me all your money.

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      mbcollinsRebecca "Burt" Rose
      12/07/13 2:15pm

      You know, living abroad gives these delightful opportunities. Guys in Pakistan would cold call random numbers, trolling for girls. When they got me, a woman speaking English, they were very happy, "Hello. I saw you the other day. You are very beautiful. Can we do a friendship?" and other variations would be constant for at least a week, until they got tired of me ignoring them. One man in particular was very persistent, calling and messaging at all hours and would not give up. My best friend and I were discussing this and figured out the same man had contacted us. My friend was fairly certain she knew who the culprit was and we were sitting in a restaurant when that man walked in with some work colleagues. They did not see us. So we started texting him about what he was wearing and eating. He got a little nervous and started looking around, but he still couldn't figure it out, but we were certain it was him. So, as we left, we walked by him and, in front of all his colleagues, my friend and I told him to stop calling us because we didn't want him, and his pick up lines were the laughable. He tried to mumble some excuses and probably some denials, but we just walked away. Our laugh, synchronized flip of the hair and high five as we walked out are priceless memories I shall always treasure.

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        Chattylanembcollins
        12/07/13 4:18pm

        Your story sheds light on some calls I got about a year ago from a guy inPakistan to my cell phone here in the U.S., me never having set foot in Pakistan. He would say, "I am your brother. I know we do not know each other. Please listen to me," over and over again for a week on my voicemail. Then he stopped. I wonder if it was the same guy.

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        mbcollinsChattylane
        12/13/13 11:35am

        I think our guy was desperate for some action. Yours seemed desperate for... family? Who could get him a visa? Or send him money?

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      logeRebecca "Burt" Rose
      12/07/13 6:49pm

      I run a blog and pretty much every day I get a weird incoherent post about male enhancement pills or "ladyboy anal sex porn". It makes me so sad because I always think it's going to be a legit comment for discussion :(

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