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    blackintrovertCamille Dodero
    12/03/13 5:30pm

    I didn't know the planet Uranus was 14 years old.

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      dsfsdg4r4fblackintrovert
      12/03/13 5:34pm

      I heard it has golden showers instead of rain.

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    MarkEbnerCamille Dodero
    12/03/13 5:31pm

    No metaphor necessary:

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      Johnny ChundersCamille Dodero
      12/03/13 5:36pm

      That is not a metaphor. R. Kelly owns and operates a nascent spaceflight company that has pledged to put a fine-lookin' female on the Moon by 2019.

      The snippet is also incorrect. It will be painful. Very painful.

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        ArchetypeCamille Dodero
        12/03/13 5:32pm

        Ugh, R Kelly, that's not even how you pronounce it. And, does that count as a metaphor? Wouldn't it be more like a pun?

        I have no real understanding of either, so, I could be wrong.

        Trying to think about how you can spin Uranus' vertical rings into dirty innuendo.

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          Johnny ChundersArchetype
          12/03/13 5:42pm

          It is a 1.5 entendre.

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          Double-ScorpionJohnny Chunders
          12/03/13 10:54pm

          I think that actually goes all the way down to nontendre.

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        Yukon KizmiazCamille Dodero
        12/03/13 5:33pm

        "Girl, I promise this will be painless, painless/ We'll take a trip to planet Uranus"

        The Southern Trespass only works if you don't warn your partner first.

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          Alexander_Crouton-SkitchCamille Dodero
          12/03/13 9:27pm

          As a rhyme, it stinks.

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            Camille DoderoCamille Dodero
            12/03/13 6:08pm
            GIF
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              Double-ScorpionCamille Dodero
              12/03/13 10:58pm

              Just because.

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                Can I Have Four BeersCamille Dodero
                12/03/13 5:44pm

                "Girl, I promise this will be painless, painless/ We'll take a trip to planet Uranus"

                I don't care that there is audio proof of him saying this, I refuse to believe that it exists. No one ever said this. OK!?

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                  soniqstylzCamille Dodero
                  12/03/13 6:07pm

                  Are there monsters on Uranus? Do you need a passport to go to Uranus? How many men have been to Uranus?

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