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    Owl_is_lostRebecca "Burt" Rose
    11/23/13 5:11pm

    I guess I fell down and hit my head. This looks like a post about Justin Bieber that references Kieslowski and Herzog. But that can't be possible so I'm assuming I have some sort of recent undiagnosed head injury.

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      AmbricourtPriestOwl_is_lost
      11/24/13 2:03am

      It kinda makes sense if you think of Bieber as either the kid from Dekalog 6...or Kaspar Hauser.

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      Owl_is_lostAmbricourtPriest
      11/24/13 11:13am

      Brilliant.

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    KorraRebecca "Burt" Rose
    11/23/13 4:46pm

    Dafuk?

    a) why are these girls spraying perfume right before their mid-afternoon naps?

    b) why is he coming into everyone's rooms while they're sleeping? Is he a gigolo for teenage girls? Is this some sort of reverse brothel where one man services all the women in a building?

    c) why are these the most boring fantasies ever? If I'm dreaming of my favorite pop-star coming into my room while i'm asleep he wouldn't be sitting there juggling macaroons (if ya know what i'm sayin)

    d) who can I talk to to get that 3:35 of my life back? Is there a receipt I can take to Macys?

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      LycaLionGambolsKorra
      11/23/13 4:55pm

      I dunno.. My fantasies definitely involve pastries. Literal pastries. Wink wink, nudge nudge. No really, I want a pain au chocolate now.

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      HyzenthlayKorra
      11/23/13 6:42pm

      It's like "Roman Holiday" in reverse: an insufferable, unbelievably famous pop dicklet roams around Rome pointing at stuff and jetting around his unknown girlfriends.

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    MichaelRebecca "Burt" Rose
    11/23/13 5:11pm

    lol stop it.

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      sleepyshuttleMichael
      11/23/13 8:15pm

      When he tosses the one and catches it in his mouth I nearly died because my mind completed that with him choking because there's no way he didn't choke on that shit.

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      Nicolesleepyshuttle
      11/23/13 11:19pm

      Wow, I thought the same thing. lol.

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    cormaminRebecca "Burt" Rose
    11/24/13 4:48am

    Surprised he didn't have someone carry him to the girl's room.

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      daenarysqueenoftheyumyumsRebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/23/13 5:46pm

      Is this from the same people who bought 'Bound 2' aka Kimye's sex tape?

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