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    bmonkeeRebecca "Burt" Rose
    11/23/13 1:04pm

    My favorite part was how the hairy moles were verification of her old age.

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      insomniac 1729Rebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/23/13 4:29pm

      When Jesus was at the house of Simon the leper. a women did anoint his feet with expensive perfume. His apostles did protest, saying they could have given the money to the poor. The woman said of His toenails, "Jesus, do you ever cut these things ?", and went to fetch the clippers. And the Lord said, "You shall always have the poor with you, but my toenail clippings will only be available for a short time, for a low, low price!"

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        larryherkimerinsomniac 1729
        11/23/13 5:34pm

        "Yea, verily I say unto you. Let the woman wash my feet and she may use the toe jam as incense. But no man shall touch my feet. Lest he meet the same fate as Tony Rocky Horror. And the disciples said, Amen.'

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      Rod Strickland PropaneRebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/23/13 1:03pm

      Another Florida man recently put up the AR-15 Jesus used to stand his ground.

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        tornadosfirstcatRod Strickland Propane
        11/23/13 1:34pm

        I even have a photo. I wonder how much I can get for it?

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        Rod Strickland Propanetornadosfirstcat
        11/23/13 3:19pm

        I'm sure you'll get a pretty penny for it, the best part though: it's all tax deductible!

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      cew-smokeRebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/23/13 1:18pm

      Jesus stopped by the other day and clipped his nails in the bathroom. I found these on the floor when he was done. I know, I'll grab a random American stranger and make him deal with it. Also, this is what I look like.

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        raisedbycats, IRL crybabyRebecca "Burt" Rose
        11/23/13 2:56pm

        I have had the most god awful day so far and this is the first thing that has made me laugh.

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