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    Pope AlexanderMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 5:35pm
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    All lists are immediately invalid without this delightful Northern light.

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      tairygreenishPope Alexander
      11/15/13 5:42pm
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      ParadoxymoronPope Alexander
      11/15/13 5:47pm

      Have I ever told you that all of my pictures of him are saved in a file entitled "The Love of my Life?"

      Now I have.

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    Pope AlexanderMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 4:44pm

    Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

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      doubleePope Alexander
      11/15/13 4:46pm

      This is the first time I've felt like a true "old" here.

      Alan Alda is a repulsive, dirty, creepy old man.

      Please young feminists, do not be charmed by the original "nice guy."

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      marca1971Pope Alexander
      11/15/13 4:48pm

      I had a mad crush on him growing up. I was the only girl in my school who was all: "ooo that Hawkeye Pierce, miam!"

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    Kate DriesMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 4:47pm

    Note: Not all Jezebel staff members approve this message

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      Dodai StewartKate Dries
      11/15/13 4:51pm

      UGH KATE COME ON you are such an Adam Levine apologist

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      DickKate Dries
      11/15/13 4:51pm
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    Loose_SealMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 4:55pm

    So glad you had a photo of my boyfriend on the side, Idris Elba, at the top of the list. As soon as I started to read this, he was the first name who came to mind as actual sexiest man alive. (Sorry, Mr. Seal.)

    Now bring on the gifs, ladies and gents!

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      Loose_SealLoose_Seal
      11/15/13 4:57pm
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      tairygreenishLoose_Seal
      11/15/13 5:01pm

      A fine idea about a fine man, by a fine commenter. Permit me to support you in your endeavor.

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    ameagaMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 5:10pm

    PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

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      Joseph Finnameaga
      11/15/13 5:15pm

      I'm just going to quote Jonah Ray on that beard, while bowling with Hamm for the Nerdist network, "You look like the hobo that killed Don Draper!"

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      Baskervillain{ess}ameaga
      11/15/13 5:17pm

      I can't quite figure it out, as I am the beard lover of all beard lovers, but Jon Hamm might be the only man I don't like better with a beard.

      Maybe because it's so dark? Am I crazy?

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    JynnMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 5:24pm

    Can we all agree this is a gorgeous man?! He should be the sexiest man! :-)

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      sulpicius-subuculusJynn
      11/15/13 5:42pm

      fair enough, but my curtains from 1999 called and they want their gold dragonfly print back

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      NiamhKJynn
      11/15/13 5:43pm

      Even the way he hydrates makes my underwear evaporate...

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      ETA - I have never wanted to be a bottle of water more in my life...

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    Rebecca "Burt" RoseMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 4:55pm

    TO HELL WITH THAT NOISE

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      ImsorryhuhwhatRebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/15/13 4:58pm

      I knew you come through with the sexiest sexy man to ever sex.

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      RuthSlayderGinsburgRebecca "Burt" Rose
      11/15/13 5:06pm

      How could you forget this one????

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    DickMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 4:49pm

    I know he's young, but what about the JHutch? He's nice looking, has a MASSIVE MOVIE coming out next week (fills the promo req.) and he's awesome on youth advocacy and LGBTQ rights and shit.

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      DickDick
      11/15/13 4:58pm

      Plus he fell in love with this girl when they were five and she wore her hair in 2 braids and sang real pretty and when she was starving he fed her even though he knew his momma would beat him and then he tried to die for her in this ridic reality show but they won together but she didn't love him back and it made him all sadface but he wasn't an ass about it.

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      Ivy❧Dick
      11/15/13 5:11pm

      I just tried to put that gif on facebook because I am a sensitive baker and Peeta lover and was way too amused but it has some kind of privacy settings built into the file that are far beyond my googlefu that prevent its facebooking. You must have powers in addition to your delightful wit!

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    WinnMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 5:15pm

    Because you already covered Idris Elba and Tom Hiddleston, I'll go ahead and take care of Richard Armitage for you as well. He has a little movie called The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug coming out shortly, he can sing too and did musical theatre for years, and as opposed to the douchey quotes of Adam Levine, he once said this about his fans: They’re incredibly well read and very supportive. I sometimes do a bit of research by going on my own websites, because they’re always reading some great book. …” Swoon. Don't be fooled by Thorin Oakenshield. This man is NO dwarf...

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      HobbesnblueWinn
      11/15/13 5:22pm

      If you haven't seen it, here he is reading bedtime stories!

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      fnsfsnrWinn
      11/15/13 5:27pm

      And he was GREAT in MI-5. If you haven't seen this and you're a fan, run don't walk to Netflix!

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrMadeleine Davies
    11/15/13 4:43pm

    i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time

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      Joseph Finnfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      11/15/13 4:53pm

      I love Pitch Perfect only partially for just how PUNCHABLE Adam Levine is in that movie. Good lord, did I want to slap him a bit.

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      LuckyMc44fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      11/15/13 5:20pm

      Don't you love it when you do that? I once saw an article about how Mario Balotelli can dunk a basketball, and it took me five minutes to realize they were not talking about Mario Batali.

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