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    VirilityUntoTheeLacey Donohue
    11/14/13 8:59pm

    Something that's been missing from most of these stories... his wife!

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      Bennifer4evaVirilityUntoThee
      11/14/13 9:01pm

      Oh my god, it's Albino Bluto and Olive Oyl.

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      ManchuCandidateVirilityUntoThee
      11/14/13 9:01pm

      For a moment I thought it was eHarmony. A Rob Ford eHarmony ad would have been the best eHarmony ad ever.

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    Official Witch of Los AngelesLacey Donohue
    11/14/13 9:02pm

    So. Much. Pussy.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsOfficial Witch of Los Angeles
      11/14/13 9:08pm
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      The_Iron_Goat99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      11/15/13 3:01am

      The orange ones fuck you up real good. :-)

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    myprettyponyLacey Donohue
    11/14/13 9:31pm

    Somebody actually married that buffoon???

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      judyemyprettypony
      11/14/13 10:12pm

      Chris Christie is also married. They look kinda lovey-dovey. He was not fat when they married. They made $500K in 2011. He should not take off his jacket.

      Not meaning to be a fat shamer (I am overweight myself). Just more flattering to keep the jacket on. (To the extent that any photo of this guy would be flattering.)

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      gigglesticksmyprettypony
      11/14/13 10:46pm

      It gets worse. He has children: a son and a daughter. He and his wife were married in 2000, so most likely they are in elementary or middle school.

      Can you imagine if this were your father and mother?

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    JohnMcClanesSmirkLacey Donohue
    11/14/13 9:08pm

    Its possible I'm suffering from the Sheen Effect here but I just gonna say that in today's world of PR-manufactured, milquetoast politicians watching his press conference today was actually a bit of a relief — motherfucker just said whatever the hell he wanted and didn't give a shit.

    Indeed, if one were to take Christopher Hitchens' mother's adage that "the only unforgivable sin in life is to be boring" to its logical conclusion, Rob Ford may, in fact, be the most righteous person on earth.

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      dsfsdg4r4fJohnMcClanesSmirk
      11/14/13 9:31pm

      I'd vote for the guy.

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      TheInfantTyroneJohnMcClanesSmirk
      11/14/13 9:59pm

      That is the first worthwhile comment about Rob Ford I've come across. Thanks for having something to say and not just posting some jpeg of Ford.

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    SlobopolisLacey Donohue
    11/14/13 9:10pm

    'cept for, that's not his wife. This is:

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      icewaterSlobopolis
      11/14/13 9:30pm

      For those wondering, the other photo at the top is actually of Sarah Thomson, with which Ford has a storied political history.

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      L Ron Flubbardicewater
      11/14/13 9:44pm

      Wow. I don't know how anything surprises me anymore about this guy, but wow. Just the amount of people he appears to have pissed off in his short time in office is staggering.

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    fucktheinternetLacey Donohue
    11/14/13 11:50pm

    This was the best thing I've seen on live television in a long time. Even better than Beyoncé at the Super Bowl.

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      FilmlandgrabLacey Donohue
      11/14/13 8:58pm

      I really want him to run for governor of Arizona. I feel like, poor Canada, way too much crazy for them to handle. But we here in Canada's pants are used to it.

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        bbberlinFilmlandgrab
        11/14/13 9:59pm

        Rob Ford is just gonna "Error 404" the entire country, and then all the Wikipedia pages linked within 3 degrees to "Hockey" will cease functioning.

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      Bennifer4evaLacey Donohue
      11/14/13 8:58pm

      This man truly is a giver.

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        The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsLacey Donohue
        11/14/13 9:00pm

        WHEW!!!!!! I was starting to like him after that "pussy eating" press conference.

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          ManchuCandidateLacey Donohue
          11/14/13 9:00pm

          He ruined it when he said "If I'm eatin' then I ain't crackin'."

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