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    Jane, you ignorant slut.Caity Weaver
    11/05/13 7:09pm

    I look forward to an Alexander Skarsgard lookalike vampire falling madly in love with me for no particular reason, even though I am annoying, broke, and lacking in self-preservation skills.

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      HowluckyweareJane, you ignorant slut.
      11/05/13 7:19pm

      That man is so fucking handsome, Jesus fucking Christ, and I'm a straight guy.

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      violentglitterorgy3Jane, you ignorant slut.
      11/05/13 7:31pm

      Do you also have a wildly varying accent and a burning need to reject things that are highly advantageous for you?

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    ohbutyesssssssCaity Weaver
    11/05/13 7:11pm

    You call him a vampire, I say he has a major stake in the fate of humanity.

    Fangs a lot for being such a negative Nancy, Caity.

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      Hellephantohbutyesssssss
      11/05/13 8:07pm

      Your puns suck.

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      yerba-hottayHellephant
      11/05/13 10:08pm

      They bloody suck.

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    kristinbytesCaity Weaver
    11/05/13 10:47pm
    GIF


    MULDER: Vampires have always been with us, in ancient myths and stories passed down from early man. From the Babylonian Ekimu to the Chinese Kuang-Shi to Motetz Dam of the Hebrews, the Mormo of ancient Greece and Rome to the more familiar Nosferatu of Transylvania.

    MULDER: Still, that leaves us in something of a quandary because there are as many different kinds of vampires as there are cultures that fear them. Some don't even subsist on blood. The Bulgarian Ubour, for example, eats only manure.

    SCULLY: Thank you.

    MULDER: To the Serbs, a prime indicator of vampirism is red hair. Some vampires are thought to be eternal. Others are thought to have a life span of only 40 days. Sunlight kills certain vampires while others come and go as they please, day or night.

    SCULLY: If there's a point, Mulder, please feel free to come to it.

    MULDER: My point is that we don't know exactly what we're looking for. What kind of vampire, or if you prefer, what kind of vampire this killer wishes himself to be.

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      Frumious Bandersnatchkristinbytes
      11/05/13 11:54pm

      Enter a Wilson brother...

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      김치전!Frumious Bandersnatch
      11/06/13 10:26am

      Whelp, now I'm watching X-Files clips on Youtube all morning, thanks for that.

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDCaity Weaver
    11/05/13 8:00pm

    If it can be mass produced, maybe we can open up a vampire equivalent of Starbucks so vampires have a place to order overpriced coffee and publicly write shitty True Blood fanfic on their Macbooks.

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      GregSamsaCaity Weaver
      11/05/13 7:10pm

      Pish. That show jumped the shark in the second season, when they killed off Michelle Forbes. They can try a reboot, but I doubt it'll take.

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        EldritchCaity Weaver
        11/05/13 7:28pm

        Louis has never been happier, though Lestat is just rolling his eyes.

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          FargonautCaity Weaver
          11/05/13 7:10pm

          If vampires start coming out of the coffin, I'll be the happiest person in the world for the sole fact that I could become a vampire too and be a little closer to being cool like Bill Compton.

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            indiansummerFargonaut
            11/05/13 7:29pm

            Save it for your fanfic you loser.

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            Fargonautindiansummer
            11/05/13 7:30pm

            :(

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          ScalfinCaity Weaver
          11/05/13 7:12pm

          Speaking of scientist vampires, has anyone heard the African legends of white vampires? Apparently, proto-IRB's didn't have jurisdiction over Africa, so scientists would just use the continent as their blood bank. Vampirism was the best explanation the locals could come up with for this behavior.

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            GemmabetaScalfin
            11/05/13 7:19pm

            You'd think all the racists in Europe would object to getting African blood.

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            ScalfinGemmabeta
            11/05/13 7:21pm

            For research. Also, medical cadavers.

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          Sean BrodyCaity Weaver
          11/05/13 9:06pm

          A-Positive development. Tee hee.

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            RosieRivCaity Weaver
            11/05/13 8:47pm

            This calls for a rousing game of True Blood Fuck, Marry, Kill!!

            Me first! Eric, Quinn, Bill (book) and Eric, Sam, Bill (TV)

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              HellephantRosieRiv
              11/05/13 10:43pm

              No. Kill, kill, kill.

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              lydkatbrrrRosieRiv
              11/06/13 10:23am

              Haven't read the books, so I'll go with tv. Kill Sam, because I don't understand why everyone finds him so attractive and his voice irritates me. Fuck Bill, because he's attractive. Marry Eric, because he's more attractive and if we're married I can have the sex with him forever.

              The only reason I still watch this show is the attractiveness of the actors, so that is what I based my reasoning on.

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