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    dvdoffJohn Cook
    11/05/13 4:45pm

    Call me crazy, but isn't there a fundamental hypocrisy here in castigating the man because he chooses to partake in a socially unacceptable inebriate as opposed to John Boehner who is a fucking drunk and our media chooses to ignore that fact?

    And as far as lying, he's a fucking politician. Now, can anyone tell me if he's been a bad mayor because the only fucking thing I know about the guy is that Gawker has had a hard on for him for months and he looks like Chris Farley if he had lived.....?

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      nuclear boredvdoff
      11/05/13 4:54pm

      Dude, there's this thing called the internet lets you search for information. Do your own fucking homework before you start a boring soliloquy about how we're all so hypocritical for "castrating" him. Congrats that the only thing you know about the guy is that Gawker has a hard on for him, being an uninformed jackass who loves the 'sound' of his own voice is probably the most you'll accomplish in your life.

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      benjaminalloverdvdoff
      11/05/13 5:02pm

      He's a drunk too, i can assure you. But more importantly, he's a shitty Mayor. He's an ignoramus who skips meetings and work and commandeers city resources for his vanity hobby of coaching highschool football, including kicking people off a public bus in the rain and paying city employees to coach his football team (and also to procure crack) and is generally intransigent and unintelligible at City Hall. He is just a giant stupid drunk pink shrill obstacle that the council has learned to work around.

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    LibshkiJohn Cook
    11/05/13 4:38pm

    I live in Toronto. I want to exercise my rights to democracy NOW. On my way to city hall to start to protest. Who's with me?

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      Cherith CutestoryLibshki
      11/05/13 4:41pm

      Come on. Come on! He apologized, dude. What more can you want? God bless Toronto! Do you hate God?

      Nah, he has to go.

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      LibshkiCherith Cutestory
      11/05/13 4:42pm

      Calling all FORDCRACKNATION members! Come on down!

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    Johnny ChundersJohn Cook
    11/05/13 4:46pm

    WHAT MAGIC ELIXIR COULD PRODUCE SUCH ELATION IN A HUMAN BEING WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING THEM THIS KIND OF UNWARRANTED CONFIDENCE?

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      TheGizmofromPizmoJohnny Chunders
      11/06/13 3:05am

      It's the 'most of the people who voted for him in the first place will probably vote for him again anyway' elixir.

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    SuperHybridSystem3John Cook
    11/05/13 4:34pm

    Was he still wearing a Redskins tie?

    From earlier:

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      Ken Yadiggit, AdiosSuperHybridSystem3
      11/05/13 4:37pm

      OF COURSE HE WEARS A REDSKINS TIE, CHRIST ON A BIKE. THIS GUY.

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      Missy PantsSuperHybridSystem3
      11/05/13 4:38pm

      Yup, he was. Classy!

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    JinxeJohn Cook
    11/05/13 4:36pm

    They really did! It was so mean. After he 'sincerely, sincerely, sincerely apologized' and everything!

    ...Also, NEVER say that everything is out in the open. That's like saying 'Anonymous can't hack me.'

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendJinxe
      11/05/13 4:40pm

      Or that it will "never ever ever happen again"

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      Missy PantsJinxe
      11/05/13 4:40pm

      I know right? It's like he just dared them to dox him? (reddit is pretty sure there's a sex tape... ew)

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    HubcapJennyJohn Cook
    11/05/13 4:42pm

    So, the question remains: can Canadians riot? I guess we'll find out!

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      bbberlinHubcapJenny
      11/05/13 4:44pm

      We do... but shit gets real very fast.

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      theducktatorHubcapJenny
      11/05/13 4:48pm

      We go to riots and a hockey game breaks out. I'm convinced the skating rink out front of Toronto City Hall was just a genius attempt to distract any of us from protesting.

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    SmitrosJohn Cook
    11/05/13 4:34pm

    4:20? Somebody failed to do a little vetting of the schedule.

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      jay spanbauerSmitros
      11/05/13 4:36pm

      HE'S NOT AN ADDICT

      ...remember??

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      StoneColdVajaynAustenjay spanbauer
      11/05/13 4:49pm

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    secretagentmanJohn Cook
    11/05/13 4:41pm

    That was insane to watch. You know everyone was waiting for him to say he was stepping down or going to rehab, and when he said 'lets get back to work and god bless Toronto', the reporters laughing at him was tremendous.

    There's a joke about the '1000 pounds being lifted off my shoulders', but it feels too easy now.

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      keverdeneJohn Cook
      11/05/13 5:36pm

      "I would do anything, absolutely anything, to change the past."

      Like, maybe bribe cops and commit fraud and smoke crack off camera? Wouldja do those things, Rob? To change the past, I mean.

      ETA: worst fake crying ever. I know the difference between anger and contrition. This is suppressed anger.

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        Wownowkeverdene
        11/06/13 7:23am

        It's such BS. It's clear he has no communications people, no Navigator, no company that's writing his lines for him. It's not going to work, this "it-was-in-the-past-and-I-apologized-so-let's-move-on-get-back-to-work-and-reelect-me-next-October". No. More bombshells will come out. I predict an arrest before the end of this month. But even THAT will not get this thug out of office, he only has to leave IF CONVICTED. This drama is going to go on and on and on and on.....

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      SpangarangJohn Cook
      11/05/13 4:42pm

      1,000 lbs lighter and he still looks like that? Holy shit.

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