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    DolemiteCamille Dodero
    10/22/13 12:23pm

    Well, it would never happen, due to the potential for upsetting America's delicate sensibilities, but it would go hand-in-hand with our philosophy that violence and gore is universally acceptable, but a partial nipple will scar children for life.

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      Wendel Clark BarDolemite
      10/22/13 12:29pm

      Meh, calling GWAR a violent band is like calling Rocky Horror Picture Show a horror movie. It's all so over the top and campy and cheesy (in an awesome way) that only some really, really uptight people watching (which, admittedly, is most of them) could point to it and call it corruptive or a negative influence.

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      DolemiteWendel Clark Bar
      10/22/13 12:31pm

      I would just call it cool and corny, and I'd much rather see them than Miley or Kanye, but I'm sure this year will be One Direction or some such.

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    Steve_Buscemi's_OrthodontistCamille Dodero
    10/22/13 12:21pm

    If by ludicrous, you mean fucking awesome.

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      Johnny ChundersSteve_Buscemi's_Orthodontist
      10/22/13 12:48pm

      GWAR rules! Why the snotty write up from camille?

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      Steve_Buscemi's_OrthodontistJohnny Chunders
      10/22/13 12:51pm

      Camille needs to check her "I spend weekends getting dosed at ICP festivals but consider GWAR to be too lowbrow" privilege at the door.

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    SeanibusCamille Dodero
    10/22/13 12:26pm

    Oh, come on, how can Gwar be substantially worse that the lipsynched, overly-choreographed tacky bullshit that usually plays the Superbowl halftime while we viewers ignore the spectacle to take a bathroom break and then gather in the kitchen for more food and beer? Maybe we'd actually sit and watch for a change just to see what the hell Gwar would do with the opportunity.

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      horsetangleSeanibus
      10/22/13 12:34pm

      I'd rather it go back to the days when it was a good solid run of Paul McCartney, Rolling Stones, Prince, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen and The Who. Although I suppose we could do way worse than Bruno Mars (this year).

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      Seanibushorsetangle
      10/22/13 12:51pm

      Yeah, though I'd prefer, say, a quick marching band and getting the teams back on the field in a hurry.

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    Ken Yadiggit, AdiosCamille Dodero
    10/22/13 12:36pm

    The GWAR concert I saw was probably the most fun I've had at a show.

    You know, besides getting felt up by a skinhead and punched in the face in a rowdy pit.

    No wait that last one was still awesome. COVERED IN SLIME AND PISS.

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      America's WangCamille Dodero
      10/22/13 2:51pm
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        sirisaacrapewhistleCamille Dodero
        10/22/13 12:19pm

        They rocked at Princess Dianas funeral.

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          WhompaloompaCamille Dodero
          10/22/13 12:35pm

          If the purpose of this post was to inform us all of an important and valuable petition that would greatly improve the entertainment value of the Super Bowl telecast, then I would call it an enormous success.

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            cynmacWhompaloompa
            10/22/13 12:52pm

            I signed it. One of the best NYEs I've ever had was seeing GWAR!

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          DuchessODorkCamille Dodero
          10/22/13 12:28pm

          It's a perfectly legitimate petition. I'd rather watch GWAR than whatever pop star they want to have flash their nipple at us, this year. At least Oderus doesn't fool around. His dick is out the whole time!

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            PowerSpoonCamille Dodero
            10/22/13 12:22pm

            I saw GWAR in 1995 in a tiny club in Boulder. I was sprayed with fake blood shooting out of a giant floppy black dildo. Then someone tried to steal my wallet. Fun times.

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              johnnymooreCamille Dodero
              10/22/13 1:35pm

              Was hoping it was Ludacris petitioning for GWAR

              Either way it is better than the Black Eyed Peas

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