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    HappyLenikaMax Rivlin-Nadler
    10/19/13 2:10pm

    Wow, shocker. Almost none of the comments displays any kind of compassion for this guy and his clearly unfortunate situation. Then again, I guess the Internet is a bad place to look for empathy unless we're crowd-funding a viral phenomenon's retirement fund.

    K, I'M DONE. *climbs off high horse*

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      Cat Adam DriverHappyLenika
      10/19/13 10:21pm

      The original post wasn't posted for empathetic reasons. It was posted so we could all be like "O SHIT CHECK OUT THIS DUDE". And gawk at him. Because Gawker

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    TheOmbudsmanMax Rivlin-Nadler
    10/19/13 2:02pm

    This guy is totally going to end up an international villain.

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      DanCopelandTheOmbudsman
      10/19/13 2:14pm

      Damn it, I didn't see that you posted this before I made the reference.

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      TheOmbudsmanDanCopeland
      10/19/13 2:19pm

      I'm half surprised someone didn't beat me to it.

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    Kirk BlackMax Rivlin-Nadler
    10/19/13 2:00pm

    This also used to happen to me, but not because of a rare condition, got into a serious car accident lasted for 3-4 months, would freak everyone out at school when it would happen.

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      Straight out of PangaeaKirk Black
      10/19/13 2:12pm

      Did you date any death metal chicks? Feature in any horror movies or haunted houses?

      Come one, pal, sometimes you have to make lemonade out of blood.

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    Straight out of PangaeaMax Rivlin-Nadler
    10/19/13 2:09pm

    I feel the pull of my roots in faraway , magical Alabama. I would tell him, "You need Jesus, boy!" but commie, peaceniks from the Middle East giving out free healthcare have no place in Tennessee.

    I think the real tragedy here is that Tennessee would have some of the lowest insurance plans in the country when ACA is fully up and running.

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      KrillnycMax Rivlin-Nadler
      10/19/13 1:58pm

      I wonder if this would be considered a pre-existing condition.

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        A_countMax Rivlin-Nadler
        10/19/13 2:02pm

        He is a walking miracle and candidate for sainthood because certain delusional religious folk love to worship this kind of phenomenon.

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          Who_BobJonesA_count
          10/19/13 2:41pm

          CLEARLY IT WAS AN ACT OF CHRIST THAT SENT THIS MAN TO US.

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          A_countWho_BobJones
          10/19/13 3:13pm

          THOU SHALT SAY HAIL MARY AS PENITENCE TEN THOUSAND TIMES!

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        cheerful_exgirlfriendMax Rivlin-Nadler
        10/19/13 1:54pm

        Can he not get a job as an extra on True Blood??

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          Jason Perronecheerful_exgirlfriend
          10/19/13 2:01pm

          My thought exactly. If it wasn't for the pain, I would think this was kind of cool. So cool when vampires do it.

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        twinsmommyMax Rivlin-Nadler
        10/19/13 1:58pm

        So he isn't actually crying all these times but just leaking blood from his eyes? Because I was gonna ask why he is constantly bursting into bloodtears at work.

        But what a horrifying problem to have. Eyes are so gross.

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          §erenadatwinsmommy
          10/19/13 7:04pm

          I have headaches that make me cry—that make my tear ducts expel liquid whether or not I feel weepy. I guess it depends on where the blood is coming from that would make semanticians quibble on "cry".

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          twinsmommy§erenada
          10/19/13 7:24pm

          Wow, that sounds awful. Is it like migraine level pain that causes it, or just regular headaches? Either way, headaches suck, I'm sorry!

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        gimmesummerMax Rivlin-Nadler
        10/19/13 2:06pm

        Easy fix. Just wear a condom over your head

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          Graymyas LeighMax Rivlin-Nadler
          10/19/13 1:51pm

          Root of his condition? Sounds like demonic possession to me...

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            LadyLadyGraymyas Leigh
            10/19/13 1:53pm

            Boy howdy, you may be right.

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            YoDADDYGraymyas Leigh
            10/19/13 2:24pm

            BY THE POWER OF CHRIST I SUE YOU!!

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