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    PrayForDentonLacey Donohue
    10/14/13 10:38pm

    Well how the hell does she know?

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      ThisMachineKillsNeoliberalsPrayForDenton
      10/14/13 10:42pm

      They were BFFs back at Stanford

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      PrayForDentonThisMachineKillsNeoliberals
      10/14/13 10:43pm

      Ah.

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    DurrrLacey Donohue
    10/14/13 10:51pm

    He's the physical embodiment of a marketing campaign and everything that is dumb about the Democratic party [FULL DISCLOSURE I AM A LIBERAL], applying sexuality to him would be like applying an orientation to a mythological being.

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      Cherith CutestoryDurrr
      10/14/13 11:08pm

      I understand your point but many mythological beings had established sexualities.

      Which isn't to be pedantic about your point but just to say Booker is kind of a bad mythological being.

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      DurrrCherith Cutestory
      10/15/13 1:21am

      Yeah I should have phrased it better but I'm sort of getting at him being this gender neutral angel of career politician bullshit. It is late and I am tired I dunno.

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    A Media DudeLacey Donohue
    10/14/13 10:39pm

    I just hope we never have to see any proof. (Not that sexual orientation can be "proven," but you know what I mean.)

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      OxynticLacey Donohue
      10/14/13 10:51pm

      I would like to voulenteer my services to Rachael Maddow, if she should chose to prove to the world that she is not straight. by showing the world how much she despises having mutual, consensual, loving intercourse with men. I'm not voulenteering simply because I'm physically attracted to her, or because she is brilliant and witty and funny and that is unfathomably sexy. I am willing to exemplify the lack of male sexual appeal because I believe that it would go a long way towards convincing the homophobic people of America that gay women are not just straight women scorned, nor do they envy men and their silly bits, but that they have absolutely no need for men sexually. I would do this. I would degrade myself for Mrs Maddow, in order to improve the homophobic perspective of our lesbian sisters. I would even sleep with Cory Booker to prove my dedication to the cause.

      In short, brains and honesty and genuine caring are fucking sexy, whether you're a lesbian news person or a not-gay senatorial candidate. If you're awesome I wanna fuck your brains out. Metaphorically speaking of course. I'm a happily married straight man .

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        dvdoffOxyntic
        10/14/13 10:59pm

        Well then, it's a good thing your wife is watching a "Real Housewives" rerun while you're typing your ode to Ms. Maddow, eh?

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        Oxynticdvdoff
        10/14/13 11:04pm

        Yes, because all beards love "Real Houswives". The first season DVD comes in the "so you married a bone smuggler" packet.

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      Ladybug2Lacey Donohue
      10/14/13 10:46pm

      How mean! He seems like a lighthearted and carefree kind of guy. What does she know?

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        YouFail4EvaLadybug2
        10/14/13 10:51pm

        +1

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      corey3rdLacey Donohue
      10/14/13 10:39pm

      Is he gay in the 4th dimension?

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        overrated44corey3rd
        10/14/13 10:42pm

        Possibly on Earth 2.

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        yordoomcorey3rd
        10/14/13 10:47pm

        Everyone is. Except Marcus Bachmann, nobody knows what's going on with him.

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      Double-ScorpionLacey Donohue
      10/14/13 10:59pm

      Well that's a relief.

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        KumquatRodeoLacey Donohue
        10/14/13 10:55pm

        Now I'm confused. Do I have to be concerned he'll hit on my wife at fundraisers or not? That's the only reason to worry about his orientation isn't it?

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          kimbersaysKumquatRodeo
          10/15/13 7:44am

          Is your wife wealthy?

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        Dream Crusher, a name suggested by steliosr32 Lacey Donohue
        10/14/13 10:49pm

        And if Corey had gone "Yeah baby, show me dem tiddays and lemme suck em like two lil gum drops." the GOP would have been on his ass like white on rice and railing about how his actions are immoral and so on.

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          Ladybug2Dream Crusher, a name suggested by steliosr32
          10/14/13 11:25pm

          Yeah, baby!

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        angryjellybeanLacey Donohue
        10/14/13 10:38pm

        Plenty of us are available if he's inclined to prove otherwise.

        Cory - call me. Rowr.

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          PrayForDentonangryjellybean
          10/14/13 10:44pm

          What's the point? He won't even suck in your hot, milky boobs.

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          angryjellybeanPrayForDenton
          10/14/13 11:18pm

          It's true. I do have these great breasts, man.

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