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    La.M.Cord Jefferson
    10/11/13 7:28pm

    Cuz, I mean, what the fuck else are you going to talk to a stripper about?

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      GregSamsaLa.M.
      10/11/13 7:32pm

      Most strippers are surprisingly knowledgeable of Keynesian economic philosophy. It's refreshing, really, to discuss it as they grind their ass into your crotch.

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      lisbethbordenGregSamsa
      10/11/13 7:37pm

      I can personally attest this is true.

      Er, I mean a good friend in college told me.

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    intheweedsCord Jefferson
    10/11/13 7:44pm

    All 'real men' attempt to sexually harass attractive women who speak to them. If you don't you are obviously a gay(womanly) man. So says the man police.

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      flamingolingointheweeds
      10/11/13 7:55pm

      You are not a straight man unless you are flamingly, flamboyantly, in your face hetero. Besides being annoying (to put it mildly) for women, this 24/7 performance of straight masculinity must be exhausting for men.

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      intheweedsflamingolingo
      10/11/13 7:57pm

      I only have the anecdotal evidence of one of my best friends, but if he is to be believed, then yes, it is exhausting for them too. :(

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    PrayForDentonCord Jefferson
    10/11/13 7:38pm

    Whenever this gay guy goes to a strip club, I always politely tell them that I am gay and that trying to work me would be a waste of their time, but then they see me as a challenge and WON'T GET OFF MY JUNK! UGH! Every fucking time!

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      KarenDelaneyWalkerPrayForDenton
      10/11/13 7:54pm

      Can I ask why you go to the strip club, if you aren't interested in seeing the strippers? And how often do you go? "Every fucking time" implies it is more than once, and it just seems like a waste and that it would be annoying for you.

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      PrayForDentonKarenDelaneyWalker
      10/11/13 7:57pm

      Bachelor parties for my straight friends and one ill-advised attempt to bond with my racist, philandering brother. Ironically, the last woman I slept with was a stripper, but it was an accident. We were both really, really wasted.

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    jub-jubbouvierCord Jefferson
    10/11/13 8:27pm

    'Hey, you got really hot breasts man, I'd love to suck on them.'

    Counterpoint: this phrase has been uttered countless times by that objectively awful gay man who makes a life's work of boob-honking nervously giggling female co-workers. And because he is legion (and the only other gay guy people know), it is regularly suggested I go on blind dates with him ("He might try to motorboat your waitress, but he's super fun! He was Anna Nicole Smith for the Halloween party. Maybe he'll do his impression for you! It's very specific and he can go on and on!")

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      MeanMrMustardCord Jefferson
      10/11/13 7:45pm

      You're doing something right if, in the course of one campaign, you can be accused of banging a stripper and being gay. Talk about appealing to all manner of voters.

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        MissNormaDesmondCord Jefferson
        10/11/13 11:21pm

        This is a guy whose idea of a sexual impropriety isn't that a politician would exchange flirtatious messages with a stripper, but that he wasn't gross enough about it. Awesome.

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          BingleyJoeCord Jefferson
          10/11/13 9:06pm

          As a media librarian, I absolutely love that you found this picture to illustrate this story.

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            bruunoCord Jefferson
            10/11/13 8:27pm

            You gotta read the whole interview, it is completely bananas. It is like listening to a drunk 15 year old.

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              GrigoritheOctoCord Jefferson
              10/11/13 8:21pm

              So not only does Booker run into burning buildings and shovel people's snow, he compliments strippers on their personalities instead of their bodies. I'm sure he "just listens" to women as well. Goddammit Booker. Are you trying to make all men look worse than we already fare by being THAT awesome?

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                dghjgyjuGrigoritheOcto
                10/12/13 3:28pm

                Is it really so difficult to treat women like people? Seems like a low bar to me.

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                GrigoritheOctodghjgyju
                10/14/13 3:55pm

                I know it's a low bar, but I cannot believe how many guy friends I've had that have come to me with "woman problems," and after they say one sentence I have to reply, "You don't have a woman problem, you have an 'I'm a dumbass' problem."

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              Tyrant BigglesCord Jefferson
              10/11/13 8:18pm

              I heard Jon Stewart's Jersey voice when I read that.

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