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    NefertittiesHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 9:57am

    Sorry for the nightmares, but avoid the knife, people. We love you just the way you are.

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      JennifartNefertitties
      10/11/13 9:59am

      No, my soul is NOT for sale!

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      A_countNefertitties
      10/11/13 10:16am
      GIF
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    Montauk MonsterHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 10:32am


    Poor Courtney Thorne-Smith

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      CriticalBMontauk Monster
      10/11/13 10:55am

      You mean poor Norm MacDonald? I always hated that he got sidelined for doing whatever he did that ruined his chances of ever getting hired again.

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      RussianistMontauk Monster
      10/11/13 11:07am

      Two indisputable facts: Norm MacDonald is forever hilarious and ... Germans love David Hasselhoff.

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    GregoireHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 10:10am

    I loved it. It was better than Cats. I will go see it again and again and again.

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      keverdeneGregoire
      10/11/13 10:20am

      I use this all the time. No one ever gets it. Please be my internet bestie.

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      Alexander_Crouton-SkitchGregoire
      10/11/13 11:16am

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    JennifartHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 9:56am

    Is it really wise to wear red and yellow when you already naturally resemble a certain fast food clown?

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      isgkJennifart
      10/11/13 10:04am

      I'm guessing that's a planned "joke" to reference in his set.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendJennifart
      10/11/13 10:08am

      But "clown" is his season. Like, I'm an autumn, my mom is a winter...

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    stuckonrewindHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 10:03am

    He and the reporter are gainfully employed while millions if Americans struggle to find work. The mind boggles.

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      Alexander_Crouton-Skitchstuckonrewind
      10/11/13 11:10am

      Maybe the millions of struggling Americans can go into comedy. I mean, Whose Unemployment Line Is This Anyway?

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      twizzlerstuckonrewind
      10/11/13 11:20am
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    CoopermanHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 10:11am

    I was going to make a joke about irrelevancy and outdatedness, but since Carrot Top doesn't even know that Snoop Dogg has had a new name for well over a year, it seems the joke has already been made.

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      TheDiscordianCooperman
      10/11/13 10:48am

      Or his audience is just that out of touch with up to date pop culture.

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      CoopermanTheDiscordian
      10/11/13 10:54am

      I shudder to think that when this joke falls flat, he turns to the audience and says "Uh-oh, looks like it's actually WILLIE NELSON's tour bus!" and the audience collapses into waspy chortles.

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    IguodalanodonHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 10:56am

    Why am I cursed to actually enjoy Carrot Top's comedy? What is wrong with me?

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      SrynersonIguodalanodon
      10/11/13 12:06pm

      Are your parents around to answer questions about your early childhood? It's possible that you suffered some traumatic event or injury whose memory you've suppressed.

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      KinseyIguodalanodon
      10/11/13 1:42pm

      The important thing to remember is it's not your fault. Some of us are just born easy laughers, and people like Carrot Top and Dane Cook take advantage of that, and of us. We have done nothing wrong—it is they who should be ashamed.

      Yes. I once laughed at a Dane Cook "comedy" "special." Fortunately I was alone. Brain bleach cannot be invented fast enough.

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    Chamomiles DavisHamilton Nolan
    10/11/13 10:09am

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      Thunder-LipsHamilton Nolan
      10/11/13 11:26am

      "$49.95"

      This is your thread folks to write down everything you could buy thats better than a ticket to this shit show.

      I'll start...

      #1. A ticket to ANY thing else......

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        SpinbuttonThunder-Lips
        10/11/13 5:43pm

        200 flip flops.

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      muypeligrosoHamilton Nolan
      10/11/13 10:31am

      "Motor-mouthed jokester Kathy Griffin is back with a new look that's sure to shock!"

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