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    Johnny ChundersCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:04pm

    "Trees Are Never Sad"

    I can find no fault with this.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendJohnny Chunders
      10/07/13 2:06pm

      These trees are sad, very.

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      Johnny Chunderscheerful_exgirlfriend
      10/07/13 2:08pm

      Oh. Maybe they are Fresh Prince fans and just watched After Earth.

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    Sean BrodyCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:07pm

    Trees Are Never Sad
    Most Trees Are Blue

    Well, which fucking is it?

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      OedipusWrecksSean Brody
      10/07/13 2:11pm

      Ugh, these frigging GRE logic questions.

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      stuckonrewindSean Brody
      10/07/13 2:13pm

      I was just about to say...

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    AstrellaCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:09pm

    That kid is way too young to be such a monumental asshole.

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      ad infinitumAstrella
      10/07/13 2:14pm

      With great wealth comes great assholery!

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      Alexander_Crouton-SkitchAstrella
      10/07/13 2:32pm

      But just think of the hidden potential just waiting for us!

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    ChiminyCherooCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:13pm

    I remember when I liked to capitalize every word in a sentence. I'm glad I grew out of that before Twitter was a thing.

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      stuckonrewindChiminyCheroo
      10/07/13 2:15pm

      There are many a thing I am glad to have grown out of before Twitter was a thing. Mainly, the desire that would have propelled me into having a Twitter account.

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      I once put five dollars worth of Who Let the Dogs Out? into a Waffle House jukebox.ChiminyCheroo
      10/07/13 3:58pm

      Now that you've moved on from doing that, I feel okay asking what started that in the first place? Why'd you keep doing it? Just... what's up with that?

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    EasttoMidwestCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:35pm

    He has the Ted Cruz Eyebrows of Self Regard.

    Hopefully, unlike Ted Cruz, he'll grow out of the Ted Cruz Eyebrows of Self Regard.

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      KeepitRilEasttoMidwest
      10/07/13 4:10pm

      He really needs to be advised that if he keeps doing that he'll need botox by the time he's 19. You do that long enough and it doesn't go back.

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      MizJenkinsKeepitRil
      10/08/13 2:25am

      It's true :(

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    ad infinitumCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:07pm

    I'll still take him over Chet Haze.

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      VtDkDudead infinitum
      10/07/13 2:16pm

      Dunno, Chet Haze is pretty freakin' hot and by hot I mean, the things I would do to that man. Just gottta tell him to "Sssshhhh".

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      ad infinitumVtDkDude
      10/07/13 2:22pm

      You must have seen different pictures than I have. He looks pimply and scrawny to me.

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    WitDickmanCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:15pm

    If I was young and never had to worry about money for the rest of my life, I'd probably speak in gibberish too.

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      SpangarangWitDickman
      10/07/13 2:25pm

      Worked for Billy Madison.

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      muffinpawsWitDickman
      10/07/13 3:14pm

      And yet Warren Buffet had decent kids. It's the parents, not the money.

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    Mark JacobsCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:21pm

    The only stupid and ignorant thing I see here is adults making fun of child. Must have pretty low self esteem to pick on a kid in order to make yourself feel better. At least Jaden is interested in life and philosophy.

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      AnustartMark Jacobs
      10/07/13 2:29pm
      GIF
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      YouCouldTrySearsMark Jacobs
      10/07/13 2:51pm

      You're only defending him because you control him just like you control Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus!!! You've been stalking and harrassing a young designer!!! It's all on the blog!

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    Obvious Burner account, but stillCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:13pm

    HELL YEAH, SPEEDY AND PUBLIC TRIAL.

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      TheInfantTyroneObvious Burner account, but still
      10/07/13 2:20pm

      Let's not keep the kid waiting.

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      DL ThurstonObvious Burner account, but still
      10/07/13 2:25pm

      And that's the only one he applies to. Guess we know where to quarter all these extra troops!

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    Montauk MonsterCaity Weaver
    10/07/13 2:30pm


    I present a weeping willow. Now what, Smith?

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      HieronymusHiroshigeMontauk Monster
      10/07/13 3:18pm

      And it's green.

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      snugbugMontauk Monster
      10/07/13 4:01pm

      No, this is a weeping Willow:

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