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    RuthSlayderGinsburgKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:12pm

    "but i was so fickle about her body. i’m not shy, i would just blurt out shit all the time."

    Oh, it's the "I'm just being HONEST" defense, eh? Because of course no one is ever allowed to criticize honesty.

    /what an entitled buttbag.

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      Tastycakes2RuthSlayderGinsburg
      10/03/13 3:26pm

      I really, really hate people who can't recognize that sometimes, it's not important for other people to hear their opinions. If it's negative, unhelpful, and saying it implies you think that your opinion should be more important to the other person than it actually should, keep that shit to yourself.

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      JustToRespondRuthSlayderGinsburg
      10/03/13 3:38pm

      "i don’t feel bad or superficial for saying that." Point, Ass-Hat.

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    tairygreenlandiaKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:08pm
    GIF
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      JennyJazztairygreenlandia
      10/03/13 3:41pm

      You inadvertently posted the polar opposite of Max Landis in giving us the gif (and the gift) of Hollywood's biggest mensch!

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      tairygreenlandiaJennyJazz
      10/03/13 3:58pm

      He really is a mensch, isn't he? The ideal antidote!

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    Mrs. BeetonKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:15pm

    He's really doubled-down on the Prince Valiant aesthetic, I'll give him that.

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      CatAssMrs. Beeton
      10/03/13 3:29pm
      GIF


      That made me laugh way more than I should have.

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      tairygreenlandiaCatAss
      10/03/13 4:02pm

      Oh lawd, me too.

      GIF
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    MadPiglet loves West HamKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:21pm

    Maybe, just maybe he should try dating an actual human woman instead of one of these:

    Bestiality isn't cool, bro.

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      PS9MadPiglet loves West Ham
      10/03/13 5:24pm

      Nor is it pretty when sexy time comes. 'Help, My GF exploded mid-coitus!' sure is hard to explain when calling for help...

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      HyzenthlayMadPiglet loves West Ham
      10/03/13 6:00pm

      I admit, it's just so weird to hear a modern person using that term. "Chicks" seems as archaic to me as "dames" and "broads." If that's how people in "the biz" talk about women, I guess it stop surprising me to hear about how deeply sexist the industry is in general. Think if we give 'em another 30 years they'll have graduated to the misogynist terms people today use for women like "female"?

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    themeaghanshow: season 3Katie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:07pm

    Yeah, the hoodie under a blazer is telling.

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      Tsuyoithemeaghanshow: season 3
      10/03/13 3:12pm

      And don't even get me started on the white shades!

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      themeaghanshow: season 3Tsuyoi
      10/03/13 3:13pm

      So gross.

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    hester bangsKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:14pm

    "...publically and honestly, you stand to come off looking like an idiot."

    I know this is far from the worst part of this guy's problems, but my inner word nerd enjoyed seeing him use the term "idiot" in the same sentence in which he misspelled "publicly." (Or should I say, my inner word chick? Ugh.)

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      linnyqathester bangs
      10/03/13 3:16pm

      arg sorry dumb post now replaced with random lower case words

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      hester bangslinnyqat
      10/03/13 3:18pm

      I used an example from his tweets, which I'm assuming he wrote.

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:12pm

    do guys really still call girls "chicks" because I just assumed that was just in movies

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      Tim Tringlefighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      10/03/13 7:52pm

      What do you think this guys entire life has been like?

      Basically this guy is what Robert Downey Junior was like before he had his downward spiral and straightened out. That and RDJ is actually talented.

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      ad infinitumfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      10/03/13 8:06pm

      It's pretty widely used by guys who don't actually consider women people. Kind of like "females."

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    patsysweetyKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:41pm

    The haircut was driving me nuts until I remember where I saw it before.

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      mm13patsysweety
      10/04/13 3:25pm

      Holy crap that made the apple I'm eating come out my nose.

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      patsysweetymm13
      10/04/13 6:05pm

      Yeah, I nearly choked on my lunch when I remembered where I saw the Buster Brown hair before. They even look alike.

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    itsmymonkeyandiwantitmeowKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:10pm

    Who did this interview, e.e. cummings?

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      Snacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakensitsmymonkeyandiwantitmeow
      10/03/13 4:13pm

      More like e.e. notcumming(s).

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      Prooferitsmymonkeyandiwantitmeow
      10/03/13 5:52pm

      how i

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    CatAssKatie J.M. Baker
    10/03/13 3:26pm

    Dear dumbass and any other dumbasses who are curious: you don't have to orgasm to enjoy sex. I know! It's crazy! You can look forward to the destination, but you oughta enjoy the ride too, bro!

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      DanyTCatAss
      10/03/13 4:29pm

      I read it as he hasn't the first clue about how to properly go downtown on a woman.

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      PaperMoonCatAss
      10/03/13 4:50pm

      I know that a lot of men don't really "get that" about women (or a portion of women) but I have never heard a guy express this misunderstanding both so obliviously and abhorrently. It is extremely blame-y and hey-your-problem-I'm-all-set-y and arrgggg. Dude needs to learn the phrase "mutual responsibility," and it sounds like he's using the word "sex" to mean "p/v intercourse." I'm not saying that's not a common usage of the word but... dude, women have it "figured out" as long as you recognize what SEX means as a whole.

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