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    cuntybawsTom Scocca
    10/01/13 12:36pm

    But ... but ... where will New Yorkers put their phlegm, their used gum, their dogshit? Where will the crazy mewling old guy who pretends there's a kitten stuck down one ply his trade? Where can one stand anxiously whilst on the platform, wondering whether something will drip over the edge?

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      JohnMcClanesSmirkcuntybaws
      10/01/13 12:40pm

      And where will one go to accidentally inhale that creepy garbage breeze that somehow manages to go directly up one's nose causing one to gag?

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      crews200cuntybaws
      10/01/13 1:07pm

      We still have sidewalks right?

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    CredulousAmuricanTom Scocca
    10/01/13 1:09pm

    Months ago, I was walking south on Park Avenue in the mid 30s. I walked over the metal grate where there was some construction going on underneath for, what I believe, is the MetroNorth tracks that will go all the way downtown from Grand Central. I happened to look down while walking over the grate and noticed that there was a huge fucking abyss with absolutely no bottom in sight, and that I was walking directly above it, only separated by the metal grate.

    It was scary. Very, very scary.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendCredulousAmurican
      10/01/13 1:17pm

      It could be part of Bloomberg's "Stop and Fall into a very deep hole" plan.

      Be careful!

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    Malacoda, Recumbent on the Burning Sand.Tom Scocca
    10/01/13 12:32pm

    Good. I'm convinced someday I will step on one and go crashing head first into the under world.

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      Velveeta®Malacoda, Recumbent on the Burning Sand.
      10/01/13 12:53pm

      As a lady who sometimes wears lady heels, getting your shoes stuck in those things is not a pleasant experience so yeah, good riddance.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendVelveeta®
      10/01/13 1:16pm

      Be careful! You could break an ankle!

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    sui_generisTom Scocca
    10/01/13 2:23pm

    They had me sold at the words "every air conditioned station..."

    Done and done.

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      Malacoda, Recumbent on the Burning Sand.Tom Scocca
      10/01/13 12:33pm

      Redacted. Fuck you Kinja.

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        crews200Tom Scocca
        10/01/13 12:38pm

        That's nothing. The other day I was in a 7-11 near Madison Square Park and it had an automated key copier. Talk about living in the golden age of humanity.

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