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    IIIlllCamille Dodero
    9/30/13 7:09pm

    That quote from the senator is fucking golden. Is there a reason we are denied his presence on a national scale, I wonder? Because a cussin' cajun liberal could certainly enliven things.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendIIIlll
      9/30/13 7:15pm

      I know I want to vote for him so hard.

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      Hellephantcheerful_exgirlfriend
      9/30/13 7:21pm

      You'll have to wait until the Bull Moose Party makes its comeback.

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    John BoehnerCamille Dodero
    9/30/13 7:13pm

    This feels like something that shouldn't be laughed at, but it seriously reads like the journalist is the Homer of this millennium.

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      HellephantJohn Boehner
      9/30/13 7:23pm

      He wrote a really good story on homeless soccer a few years ago . . .

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      EattheWSJJohn Boehner
      9/30/13 9:53pm

      Wells Tower is great. His collection of short fiction from a few years back - Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned - is basically perfect, and now I wish my former roommate hadn't stolen my copy.

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    Vulcan Has No MoonCamille Dodero
    9/30/13 8:39pm

    They're shocked and horrified to find body parts in a morgue fridge? Really? What the hell did they think the medical examiner put in there? Lunch?

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      G3istbotVulcan Has No Moon
      9/30/13 10:14pm

      pretty sure common practice in the morgue is to perform autopsies to determine the case of death, and than return them to the families, or in the case of not having a family to send them to a crematorium.

      They shouldn't be cutting off body parts and limbs, and they definitely shouldn't be storing them in a refrigeration unit. There are proper methods of disposing severed limbs within a hospital environment, bagging and tagging them is not one. The man was right to think there was something more going on.

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      captain_spleenG3istbot
      9/30/13 11:18pm

      Er, what about amputations? They don't give those to the family, generally.

      And why *shouldn't* they be bagged, tagged, and refrigerated during the time before they can be disposed of? Nothing wrong with imposing a little order, rather than just tossing limbs into the furnace as they arrive. It's probably a good idea to keep track of what goes into the incinerator, rather than having to guess where that leg in the incinerator came from after the fact.

      Not sure about the head, though.

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    cyclonus007Camille Dodero
    9/30/13 7:08pm

    And now, the Coen Brothers have a new movie to make.

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      John Boehnercyclonus007
      9/30/13 7:13pm

      YES!

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      Yukon Kizmiazcyclonus007
      9/30/13 7:14pm

      This is the plot of damn near every Coen Brothers film - no pun intended:

      Moron gets in over his head.

      The end.

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    MissNormaDesmondCamille Dodero
    9/30/13 7:19pm

    WTF do you call that guy's facial expression? It's not quite trout pout, but it is extremely punchable.

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      HellephantMissNormaDesmond
      9/30/13 7:30pm

      Isn't it a Common Male Duckface?

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      weMissNormaDesmond
      9/30/13 7:35pm

      Dutschke face.

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    Not A SnortCamille Dodero
    9/30/13 7:11pm

    Two men who hate each other

    A severed head

    Some ricin

    A bitter wife

    This is starting to sound very familiar...

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      apeshapedmanNot A Snort
      9/30/13 7:14pm

      It's missing a tortoise.

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      John Boehnerapeshapedman
      9/30/13 7:38pm

      HOLA DEA

      GIF
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    SurvivorofEvangelismCamille Dodero
    9/30/13 7:51pm

    I am lucky enough to know Steve Holland, and he's amazing as he sounds. Knowing the far-right had locked down the House, Senate, and Governor's mansion, he spent his entire last term trolling by introducing bills to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.

    Hes the very, very best.

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      stuckonrewindSurvivorofEvangelism
      9/30/13 8:19pm

      Seriously? We need more press on him. As his friend and/or acquaintance, please make it happen.

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      Illuminati-SpokesmodelSurvivorofEvangelism
      9/30/13 8:54pm

      Has he been hiding? We need this man front and center, please!

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    UngratefulDeadCamille Dodero
    9/30/13 8:10pm

    I like that he went off the deep end after finding a severed human head in literally THE ONLY place that wouldn't be suspicious.

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      psychomagnetCamille Dodero
      9/30/13 7:16pm

      When does the meth come into play? There's meth right?

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        Therealpetrapanpsychomagnet
        10/01/13 12:36am

        Just plain old untreated mental illness.

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      pdiddywhaCamille Dodero
      9/30/13 8:33pm

      I love when Gawker writers bring light to awesome magazine stories, but only because I do subscribe to most of these magazines. How about you? Are you a free-rider or a toll-giver? Not judging. Just curious.

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        pdiddywhapdiddywha
        9/30/13 9:29pm

        I love recommends. You're my heart glitter! But really curious about who really subscribes to magazines on the great Gawker? Cuz this be a super scientific poll yo~!

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        benjaminalloverpdiddywha
        10/01/13 2:26am

        I get The Walrus which is pretty fantastic but I don't know if it's widely available in print form in the U.S. Great journalism, photojournalism, short stories and interesting factoids. I recommend.

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