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    Hamilton NolanHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:30pm

    I feel bad for poor George Moufarrej.

    http://www.amazon.com/George-A.-Mouf…

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      snobbyoneHamilton Nolan
      9/17/13 3:05pm

      That is a terrible picture...

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    veeHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:30pm

    As a web designer who has handed mockups over to clients, this is my favorite part of his website:

    Yep. Seems legit.

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      Bostonistoodamncoldvee
      9/17/13 2:36pm

      Haha! So professional!

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      A. Nonie Meusvee
      9/17/13 2:45pm

      I almost shot soda out my nose.

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    BrocobamaHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:30pm

    That makes so much sense. I love broccoli, and here is my husband:

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      kittiesnpoppiesBrocobama
      9/17/13 2:51pm

      I totally laughed out loud at that!!!

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      Tim Brocobama
      9/17/13 3:25pm

      I can see why, I love his hair!

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    Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:56pm

    So if I like tall, dark-haired intelligent women with something to say for themselves, what kind of food do I like?

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      JaninthePanSean Brody
      9/17/13 3:00pm

      Wine, and lots of it. *uncorks another bottle*

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      Sean BrodyJaninthePan
      9/17/13 3:00pm

      That was so obvious and yet I couldn't see it.

      Thanks!

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    burlivesleftnutHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:54pm

    Hamburgers, pizza and tacos for me. That means if you also eat these things, you like fat, hairy men.

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      Chickenwingsburlivesleftnut
      9/17/13 5:12pm

      I-I'm gay?!!!

      or

      "He likes tacos, pizza, and cheeseburgers. Not that there's anything wrong with that"

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      burlivesleftnutChickenwings
      9/17/13 7:45pm

      Yup. Come to me. Our agenda is working.

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    A_Copy_EditorHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:31pm

    If you like Italian, you are attracted to taller, more defined, athletic and passionate people. If you like Chinese you are more attracted to the wiz kid type. If you like Greek, you love anal.

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      CoopermanA_Copy_Editor
      9/17/13 2:50pm

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    ratchedHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:50pm

    I'm fasting.

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      Prooferratched
      9/17/13 5:43pm

      Then your true love is an ascetic.

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      ratchedProofer
      9/17/13 5:56pm

      If I go into ketosis and start muscle wasting, I think that means I'm attracted to narcissists.

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    rmric0.wedding.photographerHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:39pm

    Wait? Why would I need an "expert" to tell me who I'm attracted to? I'm pretty sure I already have a good command over that piece of information, give me some actionable tems. Tell me what restaurants to hang out at if I want to meet girls that are into me.

    Should I hang out by all the carbs in the super market? Should I stand flexing by all the red meat? Should I just pose sexily by the bakery?

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendrmric0.wedding.photographer
      9/17/13 2:49pm

      The bakery!!!!!!

      (sorry I was thinking of the danish, I like a little danish in me)

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      Yukon Kizmiazcheerful_exgirlfriend
      9/17/13 2:53pm

      "I like a little danish in me"

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    mothersrapehornHamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:32pm

    OK genius, just tell me what I have to eat to make Alison Brie want me.

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      rmric0.wedding.photographermothersrapehorn
      9/17/13 2:36pm

      Well, the premise is that what you eat correlates to whom you are attracted? I think that it means you have to slip bits of your hair/toenails/blood into Alison Brie's food.

      NOTE: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES FOLLOW THE ABOVE ADVICE

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      mothersrapehornrmric0.wedding.photographer
      9/17/13 2:36pm

      I tried that already.

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    김치전!Hamilton Nolan
    9/17/13 2:42pm

    But what if the food I like doesn't correspond to any racist stereotype?! AM I DOOMED TO DIE ALONE?!

    (Yes, but because of my personality, not my diet.)

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