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    cheerful_exgirlfriendHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:07pm

    “When’s the last time you heard a man say, ‘I’ve been reading this great book, you’d really like it’?

    A. Pretty much every day.

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      Sparkle_Motioncheerful_exgirlfriend
      9/16/13 12:09pm

      COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!

      (You well, CG?!)

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      Quarteredpoundercheerful_exgirlfriend
      9/16/13 12:10pm

      Yeah, but you're taken that quote out of context. He goes on to say:

      "My girlfriend always tells me about these books she’s reading, and I don’t even see her reading the book! Where does this book live?”

      I bet you've never in your life heard anyone say something as stupid as that.

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    Kate BennertHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:20pm

    Super fun Ladies Blog Club

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      MisterHippityKate Bennert
      9/16/13 12:25pm

      "Here, Bryan, let me use my young, toned legs as a stand for your laptop!"

      "Why thank you. You can be my new editor in chief!"

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      A. Nonie MeusKate Bennert
      9/16/13 12:43pm

      What the SERIOUS fuck

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    daflehrer1Hamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:30pm

    Mock and hate all you want. Goldberg has 200 million reasons not to give a damn.

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      Christina Warrendaflehrer1
      9/16/13 1:09pm

      Except he didn't get $200 million. His investors did. Although he got PLENTY of "fuck you" money, he did't get anywhere close to $200 million. In fact, since he had $40.5 million in investments, I'd say his take was likely on the order of $8 - $9 million, depending on how their vesting schedule worked/number of co-founders/etc.

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      daflehrer1Christina Warren
      9/16/13 1:10pm

      Okay.

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    Gabrielle CyniqueHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:06pm

    Doesn't he know that when I'm hanging with my girlfriends, we drink wine from oversized glasses, talk about Mindy Kaling, and then we all strip down to our panties and have pillow fights?

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      Patcher PupGabrielle Cynique
      9/16/13 12:14pm

      But then when do you do each other's hair and nails? Before or after the pillow fight?

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      LPSheaGabrielle Cynique
      9/16/13 12:15pm

      Well us menfolk are in the basement CRUSHING Keystones Lights. When your name comes up I'll say, "I'd TOTALLY hit that bro! High five, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!"

      Actually, this IS true. (weeps silently)

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    PhilabusterHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:25pm

    I'm not disagreeing with anything you're saying, but for the record, if a male writer for the New Yorker mocked a woman in a story like this and mentioned her looks ("Despite having run a sports website, he does not look like an athlete... With his puffy face and untrimmed hair") you would have been so faux-outraged at the author

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      wizemanknowsPhilabuster
      9/16/13 12:49pm

      Not to mention the whole premise that you have to be a woman to start a women's website is wrongheaded. So if a female entrepreneur starts a sports website we are going to say they don't know anything about sports?

      This guys is a dick but use some common sense when attacking him.

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      mossdalewizemanknows
      9/16/13 1:04pm

      Except many women play sports and know something about them.

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    therespizzaHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:08pm

    In our vaginas, Bryan. We hide the books in our vaginas.

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      Missy Pantstherespizza
      9/16/13 12:22pm

      Shhhh, don't tell them about our secondary eyes! Next you'll be telling them about the dentata!

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      beansandfranksIIItherespizza
      9/16/13 12:31pm

      Totally makes sense! So that's why girls always have to "prep" for sex, or "get more comfortable," and say "I'll be right back." They're pulling out books to make room for the trouser trunk.

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    Patcher PupHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:06pm

    Oh, you missed this delightful tidbit: “I am a dude,” he said. “I don’t have a lot of overlapping interests with most women my age. I’m really into history. I’m really into markets and finance.”

    Oh fuck you, guy.

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      Bertie.WPatcher Pup
      9/16/13 12:15pm

      He's really into history and he didn't know what a bustle is?

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      DoubleOJoePatcher Pup
      9/16/13 12:18pm

      This makes me ashamed to love reading history.

      Oh wait, I'm a guy. That means I don't read.

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    QuarteredpounderHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:11pm

    The giant 6-year-old bit seems mean spirited. Are his words and actions insufficiently mockable?

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      CR8ONQuarteredpounder
      9/16/13 12:19pm

      Every cake can use a little icing.

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      김치전!Quarteredpounder
      9/16/13 12:21pm

      What are you doing on Gawker if you don't love low-hanging fruit!

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    Sparkle_MotionHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:05pm

    “Men, to the best of my knowledge, don’t even read,” Goldberg said.


    And there, in a single accidental sentence, he explains his own success—and Bleacher Report—better than anything else ever could . . .

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      burlivesleftnutSparkle_Motion
      9/16/13 12:15pm

      MAYBE THEY CAN'T READ! :''''(

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      Sparkle_Motionburlivesleftnut
      9/16/13 12:16pm

      MAYBE THEY ARE AFRAID TO READ.

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    dvdoffHamilton Nolan
    9/16/13 12:29pm

    Somebody help me out here. We know there are tons of scumbag MEN making bank on stupid websites. Any women making that kind of bank on stupid websites?

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      Beeaybaysdvdoff
      9/16/13 5:25pm

      HAHAHAHAHA!

      good one.

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