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    TabithaDoug Barry
    9/14/13 12:00pm

    Ugh, I hate that raised eyebrow/wrinkly forehead thing Bieber does in photos. Does he think that's sexy, that it makes him look serious and worldly or something?

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      JoanbeamTabitha
      9/14/13 12:15pm

      Jaden Smith does something similar, too, and it drives me mad. It's like they're both trying to convey some sort of teen *gravitas*, although the chances of either of them having a clue what the word means are slim indeed. They end up looking constipated, more than anything else, especially Jaden Smith.

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      rockymay!Tabitha
      9/14/13 12:16pm

      Both he and that Smith kid do it; they look constipated.

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    Esmerelda FoofypantsDoug Barry
    9/14/13 11:22am

    Thanks For The Great Advice, Jaden. Do I Look More Intelligent Yet? Am I Doing This Right?

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      ashleypantsEsmerelda Foofypants
      9/14/13 11:23am

      I Am So Embarrassed For Him Because He Thinks He Said Something Wise.

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      MisfitToyEsmerelda Foofypants
      9/14/13 11:24am

      Scientology is dangerous.

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    Pope AlexanderDoug Barry
    9/14/13 11:25am

    Apparently the full story is that Emma Thompson specifically went full-on jazz hands to show younger actors how to behave on a red carpet — ie. don't be so stiff and full of yourself, and remember that you're there to promote something and to interact with fans.

    Either way, I love her.

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      LosPollosHermanasPope Alexander
      9/14/13 11:47am

      That scene where she quietly cries in the bedroom in Love, Actually....gets me every time.

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      CatHullabalooPope Alexander
      9/14/13 3:09pm

      Not only does she look fantastic (terrific haircut, great makeup, smashing legs), but I am getting Hillary Clinton biopic vibes.

      HOLLYWOOD: Make this happen.

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    DecadentDegenerateDoug Barry
    9/14/13 11:56am

    IS THAT A STOP BEING SILLY WITH GRAHAM CHAPMAN?

    Or did I not read though everything? Go figure if I didn't, but I loved Graham.

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      hester bangsDecadentDegenerate
      9/14/13 12:16pm
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      DecadentDegeneratehester bangs
      9/14/13 12:20pm

      Love. So much amazing.

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    Holy HyaenaDoug Barry
    9/14/13 11:34am

    Jaden Smith also posted this on his Twitter:

    People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now

    I know the answer to that. You're a terrible brat!

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      Gonzo the SomethingHoly Hyaena
      9/14/13 11:38am

      The initials spell...

      PUTAMW DYW BWYGOAIS WAS QTRQ IWAIRN...

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      Holy HyaenaGonzo the Something
      9/14/13 11:43am

      Put away thy bygones was quatro in Iran... OMG! There are four senile people in Iran!

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    acutelyawareDoug Barry
    9/14/13 11:30am

    The Spice Girls were seriously the best concert I have ever been to. Please please please do it again.

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      Lisasauracutelyaware
      9/14/13 12:40pm

      I went to their reunion tour because my mom wouldn't let me go see them back in their heyday. Best time of my life.

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      acutelyawareLisasaur
      9/14/13 12:45pm

      Yeah, it was really well done. I was totally impressed. And I liked that they all sang a solo song except Posh, who just walked down a runway with men on leashes.

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    IGotABlueberryForADaughterDoug Barry
    9/14/13 1:09pm

    God, it takes so much effort to Capitalize Every Word. Why Do People Do That? It's so infuriating.

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      SagenotebookIGotABlueberryForADaughter
      9/14/13 1:31pm

      It's like everything they say is a title to an essay.

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      IGotABlueberryForADaughterSagenotebook
      9/14/13 1:54pm

      HAHA, yes!

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    buzzgirlDoug Barry
    9/14/13 1:22pm

    The David Tutera/Ryan Jurica (whoever the fuck they are - party planner? Big whoop) thing is FUCKED UP.

    They are so fucked up and selfish.

    Horrible parenting. You're supposed to love your kids more than you hate your ex.

    They should grow the fuck up. I don't care about the biological parent thing, either. They are twins, separated by an entire country.

    Ugh. Fuck these guys.

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      JRWDoug Barry
      9/14/13 11:35am

      Jaden is just giving us the $cientology line, that public schools are part of a galaxy-wide conspiracy to hide from us the fact that we are trapped souls on the prison planet. Psychiatrist, psychologists and all drug makers are the local agents of this conspiracy and schools are their accomplices. No lie, this is what they actually believe.

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        Krogan0790Doug Barry
        9/14/13 12:28pm

        The little moron is taking a stab at trolling. The studio knows good and well that there would be a lynch mob with torches, pitchforks and a lot of rope outside of their offices inside of five minutes if they actually gave him any part at all in the movie.

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          LucyintheskywithdiamondsKrogan0790
          9/14/13 5:38pm

          I sort of wish that someone is trolling him. Beebs continues to go around bragging about how he's been offered the role, only for him to find out that it's all one big cruel joke on him.

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          Krogan0790Lucyintheskywithdiamonds
          9/14/13 5:45pm

          I can't tell you how happy that would make me, get him to really buy it and then at the last minute "Psych! You dumbass, what would possibly make you think we would give such an important role in one of the only movies that stands a decent shot of topping The Avengers to a kid whose only acting experience is acting like he has talent?"

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