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    cheerful_exgirlfriendNeetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:34am

    "I've lived here next to him for 12 years and he always seemed like a normal, calm guy."

    Well sure, normal and calm unless you have a vagina and then he's all roofies and butane torches.

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      SUSPECT__IS__HATLESScheerful_exgirlfriend
      9/13/13 9:41am

      I always chuckle when they interview neighbours. They tend to contribute useless information like "he usually puts his recycling out on time" or "he sometimes gets pizza on Thursdays."

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      Xyl0c41n3cheerful_exgirlfriend
      9/13/13 9:45am

      Aw, but cheerful, you missed the best part... The neighbor runs a landscaping business called Lawn Tamers!

      Obviously good ole CJ was an employee.

      (On a more serious note... WTF? Why haven't any of these other women he also branded come forward? O.o)

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    VirilityUntoTheeNeetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:36am

    This is what happens when scientists combine the DNA of Robert Blake and Charles Bronson.

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      KristenfromMAVirilityUntoThee
      9/13/13 9:42am

      Wow

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      NefertittiesVirilityUntoThee
      9/13/13 9:42am

      I also saw Blake in this guy.

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    김치전!Neetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:46am

    I hope that when the police say "vagina" what they mean is "labia." Because branding somebody's labia is bad enough, but the other thing makes me want to put my genitals in a safe, then cover the safe in cement, then put the whole thing in a spaceship and fly it out into dark space until humans evolve to reproduce via parthenogenesis.

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      reggiebushlateral김치전!
      9/13/13 9:49am

      I was actually thinking "where on the vagina" while I was reading this article.

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      aaaaaaaaaa김치전!
      9/13/13 10:10am

      At some points the pedants are going to have to accept that people use vagina in casual conversation to refer to the entire complex of female genitalia ;). I'll grant your point if an anatomy textbook messes it up. In any case they said "vaginal area" rather than vagina, and I'm guessing they meant somewhere on the pubis.

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    RussianistNeetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:33am

    Another stupid and sexist arsehole who confuses "chattel" with "cattle."

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      SUSPECT__IS__HATLESSRussianist
      9/13/13 9:42am

      Actually, either of those is not okay. But you know that. Right?

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      RussianistSUSPECT__IS__HATLESS
      9/13/13 9:47am

      Yep. Hence the "arsehole." I've seen psychopaths like him on message boards who really confused the two terms (complete with "proof" from the Bible), so his attitude is depressingly familiar.

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    GregorMendelNeetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:55am

    I just can't decide which excites me more: This guy or the Ob/Gyn who carved his initials in a woman's abdomen. So hard to choose!

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      JiubreynGregorMendel
      9/13/13 10:43am

      Holy shit! That one I missed, do you have a link or can you point me in the right direction?

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      GregorMendelJiubreyn
      9/13/13 2:43pm

      http://www.nytimes.com/2000/01/22/nyr…

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    IncognigroNeetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:28am

    The fact that the one guy's business is called "Lawn Tamers" made me chuckle a little bit...amirite

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      ManchuCandidateIncognigro
      9/13/13 9:36am

      No female took up his offer of using electric hedge trimmers on their downstairs lady hair.

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    Thomas GilchristNeetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:35am

    She looked down to find the letters "C" and "J" branded into her private parts.

    A search warrant helped confirm the woman's claims

    That's an interesting search warrant.

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      RussianistThomas Gilchrist
      9/13/13 9:53am

      Even if the warrant was for a genital branding iron, it would have been an interesting one.Not that it would have been a long search. This psycho probably kept it on a special hand-crafted stand on his night table.

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    fuckthisguyNeetzan Zimmerman
    9/13/13 9:32am

    fuck calling the cops. justice for this guy would be putting his balls into a waffle iron.

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      ManchuCandidateNeetzan Zimmerman
      9/13/13 9:34am

      There are not enough facepalms to cover this.

      Why can't this guy be like most guys with tiny peen syndrome and buy a fucking HMMV?

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        snobbyoneManchuCandidate
        9/13/13 10:20am

        Wow that is a facepalm to end all facepalms...

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      DolemiteNeetzan Zimmerman
      9/13/13 9:33am

      This guy looks a bit like the "Son, I am disappoint" guy, also - "aggravated assault charge" doesn't sound like a strong enough charge for mutilating someone's genitals permanently.

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