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    Jane, you ignorant slut.Lacey Donohue
    9/12/13 8:35pm

    You know what I think would honestly help cut down on drinking and driving? Have society stop acting like having one or two drinks alone at home is a sign of alcoholism.

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      18dogeeseseegod81Jane, you ignorant slut.
      9/12/13 8:38pm

      When you're right, you're right. But I wish people were smart enough to know not to drive with a buzz or drunk. But people still text and drive, so what do I know?

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      JohnMcClanesSmirkJane, you ignorant slut.
      9/12/13 8:41pm

      Hey, if you're commenting on Gawker, it's not drinking ALONE, OKAAAAAY?!?

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    Cherith CutestoryLacey Donohue
    9/12/13 9:01pm

    DUI arrests have risen 28.8% between 1998 and 2007.

    Sure seems to coincide with the viewership of Sex and the City doesn't it?

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      middlecountysexCherith Cutestory
      9/13/13 12:26am

      Thank you.

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      Velveeta®Cherith Cutestory
      9/13/13 2:54pm

      You would question your life too if you are still sipping cosmos and dressed like the Wal-Mart version of Carrie Bradshaw.

      *Not me.

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    SSimpson3121Lacey Donohue
    9/12/13 8:44pm

    THANKS FEMINISM!

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      Cherith CutestorySSimpson3121
      9/12/13 8:46pm

      Playboy tried to save us.... but we wouldn't listen!!!

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      FrickSanomeCherith Cutestory
      9/12/13 9:10pm

      I think TITS are doing extremely well on the open market. Especially the faux, like an Avon copy of a victorian cameo pendant. Bigger, gaudier, less refined, and don't play with it or it might break. Oh, and I still have to pay for it with my next check.

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    Yukon KizmiazLacey Donohue
    9/12/13 9:31pm

    Is this the nanny from yesterday's story?

    I need this staycation to end. I've spent so much time on Gawker this week I'm starting to become a walking article archive.

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      the actual bajmahalLacey Donohue
      9/12/13 8:43pm

      MFDD approves this development.

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        FrickSanomeLacey Donohue
        9/12/13 8:44pm

        Not to mention when those children you exhausted yourself raising so "correctly" to the point of entire selflessness and indulgence turn out to be ungrateful, unappreciative lazy mooching bastards and now you're old and unemployed and your house is re-mortgaged to finance their job at Subway. And you still have to interrupt your red-wine evening to pick them up at 10pm because they don't have a ride. (WOOMP there it is). Signed 52-year old Mother of 3.

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          FrickSanomeFrickSanome
          9/12/13 8:46pm

          P.S. This was not literal in my case, it was pure allegory. But old people talk too. And in more than 140 characters. (Since we have nothing to do in between making pancakes, pounding sherry and providing rides.)

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        Hatless Süspęçt and 6 othersLacey Donohue
        9/12/13 8:47pm

        AND THE THERE WAS MAUDE

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          PöòtHatless Süspęçt and 6 others
          9/12/13 10:11pm

          I can't believe I'm posting a Family Guy clip. Sorry.

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          Hatless Süspęçt and 6 othersPöòt
          9/12/13 10:17pm

          The subtlety of that clip is genius and is what makes the show great.

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        Hatless Süspęçt and 6 othersLacey Donohue
        9/12/13 8:45pm

        Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

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          FrickSanomeLacey Donohue
          9/12/13 8:57pm

          And we women drink because, let's face it: we married the Jertain in the Curtain and the Bofa on the Sofa.

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            FrickSanomeFrickSanome
            9/12/13 8:58pm

            And there is no longer a Wocket in my Pocket.

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          AcuteWinnipegosisLacey Donohue
          9/12/13 9:23pm

          How does women making up less than 1 in 4 drunk driving arrests come out to 'almost as much as men'?

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