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    gilbertkittensJ.K. Trotter
    9/06/13 10:37am

    "This small black dog comes running and gets under the fence, and Hitler said, 'My God, what is this? Racial mixing?'" What a ham, but seriously how did this guy escape the Nuremberg trials?

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      StorminMike2000gilbertkittens
      9/06/13 10:44am

      Being a bodyguard doesn't necessarily mean that he committed war crimes. I think war crimes charges were reserved for policy makers and those who were directly involved in the concentration camps. But I'm not entirely sure. Otherwise, every German soldier would be a war criminal simply because Hitler was one.

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      VtDkDudegilbertkittens
      9/06/13 10:51am

      It doesn't sound like he did anything except be a bodyguard and secretary type for the SS. Well, so he says, but anyway.

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    NefertittiesJ.K. Trotter
    9/06/13 10:32am

    "He was such a prankster. He always talked about how, if given the chance, he would try to make an entire race of people disappear from the face of the earth. We always asked him how he would do that, how would he disappear them, and more interesting to us was how he would make them reappear. He would become solemn then. It was only after the war that I sought to tell the world that he was just a failure as a magician. Only half a trick...Can you imagine the misunderstandings this has caused?"

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      ThisRaccoonIsOnFireJ.K. Trotter
      9/06/13 10:29am

      I don't doubt it, his secretaries all praised his politeness and kindness towards them and their families. He also loved animals and was a vegetarian.

      Those close to Osama Bin Laden also said he was extremely modest and kind even to those in his organization who stole or broke other rules.

      They were both human beings, not supernatural monsters.

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        TVs_FrankThisRaccoonIsOnFire
        9/06/13 10:34am

        Kind to those they deemed on their "side."

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        ThisRaccoonIsOnFireTVs_Frank
        9/06/13 10:48am

        True.

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      Sean BrodyJ.K. Trotter
      9/06/13 10:37am

      You could argue with him, but by internet rules, he's already lost.

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        phunkshunJ.K. Trotter
        9/06/13 11:02am

        "This small black dog comes running and gets under the fence, and Hitler said, 'My God, what is this? Racial mixing?'"

        Oh Hitler, you card!

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          Babylegsphunkshun
          9/06/13 11:20am

          That motherfucker must have been a HOOT at Game Night. Eva was so lucky.

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        Shut Up!J.K. Trotter
        9/06/13 10:38am

        Hitlers refrigerator.

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          VictorScopeJ.K. Trotter
          9/06/13 10:49am

          Hitler — there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!

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            Chamomiles DavisVictorScope
            9/06/13 10:55am

            Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.

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          Patcher PupJ.K. Trotter
          9/06/13 10:36am

          Snip: "Misch was moved nearly to tears when talking about Joseph and Magda Goebbels' decision to kill their six children in the Berlin bunker before committing suicide themselves. But he was also able to guffaw about a family friend, "a real lefty," being thrown into the Sachsenhausen concentration camp outside Berlin and noting upon his release that "the paper shirts (at the camp) were uncomfortable."

          Burn in hell, old man.

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            amyceePatcher Pup
            9/06/13 11:10am

            I am speechless.

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            A_countPatcher Pup
            9/06/13 12:10pm

            The reporter must have felt the cringe worthy cognitive dissonance after hearing those two statements.

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          WhatFreshHellJ.K. Trotter
          9/06/13 10:27am

          Think about THIS next time you compare your boss to Hitler!

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            SUSPECT__IS__HATLESSJ.K. Trotter
            9/06/13 10:33am

            "This small black dog comes running and gets under the fence, and Hitler said, 'My God, what is this? Racial mixing?'"

            Oh Hitler, you're hilarious.

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