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    yandatTaylor Berman
    9/02/13 12:11am

    If you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about. If you're concerned about this, you're probably a terrorist or worse.

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      dvdoffyandat
      9/02/13 12:15am

      Define "wrong".

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      yandatdvdoff
      9/02/13 12:17am

      Anything terroristic, terrorism-related, terrorism sympathetic, or just terrible. Being an active commenter on Gawker, for example.

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    thingsandstuffTaylor Berman
    9/02/13 12:32am

    It must be a pretty successful program, what with drugs eradicated in America and all.

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      DoctorNinethingsandstuff
      9/02/13 12:52am

      Sure is. I remember how all of a sudden in 1987, like WHAM! no more drug smugglers or dealers. It was uncanny. I wondered what caused that. And the crack epidemic in the 1990's was a fluke. I'm sure they have that glitch ironed out by now.

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      Cletus Van Dammethingsandstuff
      9/02/13 5:18am

      Hey! Don't give the government credit for that. I have eradicated all the drugs. Up my nose.

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    LibbyBellsTaylor Berman
    9/02/13 1:33am

    So they use an illegal War on Drugs to justify illegal search. Quality leaping.

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      FrederickDouglassLibbyBells
      9/02/13 8:26am

      But you don't understand. Busting kids for pot is a national security issue. How else are all these alphabet agencies gonna generate enough money to send their kids to college?

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      FishBonerFrederickDouglass
      9/02/13 12:23pm

      (where they can do drugs, in college).

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    DoctorNineTaylor Berman
    9/02/13 12:58am

    "Don't let those new friends get away; reach out and touch someone!"

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      VirilityUntoTheeDoctorNine
      9/02/13 1:23am

      Took their advice. 5 years in the pen and on the sex offender registry. THANKS OBAMA.

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      DoctorNineVirilityUntoThee
      9/02/13 9:57am

      So you didn't get away, then. Hmm..

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonTaylor Berman
    9/02/13 12:20am

    "Don't talk in the car or on the phone or anyplace that ain't ours."

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      PlantinMoretusEatTheCheeseNicholson
      9/02/13 9:08am

      What is this from?

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      soniqstylzPlantinMoretus
      9/02/13 9:37am

      The Wire.

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    CleverUsernameTaylor Berman
    9/02/13 8:55am

    "I just remembered.....the DEA. That's the third one to get rid of.

    ......Am I too late?"

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      destor23Taylor Berman
      9/02/13 9:04am

      Love how we're supposed to feel better that the company stores this in case the government wants it rather than the government storing it directly. We all understand that in the cloud era, "storage" is fungible, right?

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        corey3rdTaylor Berman
        9/02/13 12:41am

        This means they have my phone call with Leonard Cohen. Please tell me they recorded Leonard's outgoing phone machine message cause I forgot to hit record.

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          PrayForDentonTaylor Berman
          9/02/13 12:29am

          How in the hell am I supposed to sell or buy drugs if I can't even use my god damn phone? Carrier pigeon? Seriously, what the fuck? Thanks, Obama!

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            IrishishTaylor Berman
            9/02/13 1:34am

            So I should probably say I need a "ream of tickets" next time I text Trent?

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