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    AriaheadDoug Barry
    9/01/13 11:46am

    The depth of my dislike for all things Nugent is indescribable. He is just so ignorant, hateful and blatantly racist. What kind of a woman must she be?

    What happened to Cosby with the fro and the t shirts and the cigars? I miss that guy.

    I hope that Harry Connick, Jr. doesn't fill the role of the jerk on AI. I really like him and would be sad to hear it.

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      vmarieAriahead
      9/01/13 12:03pm

      Nugent's not only everything you said, he's fucking gross. He looks like you can smell his facial hair from at least 5 feet away and he probably spits at you as he yell-talks. Shudder.

      She has to be mentally ill, if not a sociopath herself.

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      Ariaheadvmarie
      9/01/13 12:14pm

      He does look like he smells. He looks like he smells like cigar smoke and bad cologne.

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    missDoug Barry
    9/01/13 11:34am

    I totally feel the pain of forgetting shit you have in your bag at the airport. I made this mistake in Cairo when I was attempting to fly back to the US with a lighter that looked like a classic pistol. (It was the coolest thing ever.) The guard was sooooo proud of himself for finding a "gun" until I grabbed it from him and demonstrated I only use it to light up. Then he looked really embarrassed.

    Fuck the TSA is what I am getting at. She shouldn't have been charged with a felony.

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      kiracmiss
      9/01/13 11:47am

      It doesn't matter what anyone's intent is in bringing a firearm to an airport. Just like statutory rape, this is a strict liability offense that merits charges every time it happens.

      What is sad is that she will probably get off because of her "fame," while the average American making this same mistake would definitely be serving some jail time.

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      frickinehmiss
      9/01/13 11:49am

      Except that yours was a lighter. Hers was a gun. You don't get to "forget" to unpack your handgun when you're traveling, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if she did it on purpose, either hoping she wouldn't get caught or that she could make some kind of crazypants statement about gun laws.

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    XyzzyDoug Barry
    9/01/13 11:57am

    I was wracking my brain trying to get the joke with "Shemane." It was only when I stopped to read the article that I learned that it was a name and not a pun I was too slow to figure out.

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      EarthmamajXyzzy
      9/01/13 12:11pm

      I thought it was a reference to his lady length hair...

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      PortraitOfMmeXXyzzy
      9/01/13 12:18pm

      OMG I am so glad it wasn't just me.

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    primavoltaDoug Barry
    9/01/13 1:03pm

    jeeze. And here I am, obsessive-compulsively googling whether or not my personal hygiene items can be put in my carry-on, and there are people just forgetting their guns/knives/rocket launches in their briefcase.

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      ZephyrMarieprimavolta
      9/01/13 1:54pm

      I'm flying this week commercially and I spent half an hour this morning googling 'what is considered a liquid' so I can figure out what to put in my clear quart sized zip top bag and what I can just leave in my toiletry bag.

      Sad thing? I'm a licensed private pilot and I'm currently employed at an International Airport.

      The boyfriend thinks it's cute that I'm paranoid and neurotic, so I guess that's good.

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      primavoltaZephyrMarie
      9/01/13 3:32pm

      No doubt. I need at LEAST 3 sources that say it's ok for me to carry a safety razor and nail clippers.

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    TyrannosaurusBataarDoug Barry
    9/01/13 4:31pm

    So uh, I don't wanna be that person, but a blunderbuss and a .38 special are totes not the same thing.

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      BaloneyIsMyFirstNameTyrannosaurusBataar
      9/01/13 5:24pm

      Dude, you are that person. It was a joke.

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      TyrannosaurusBataarBaloneyIsMyFirstName
      9/01/13 5:34pm

      I guess I just don't get Doug's jokes then. Seems like he just really wanted to use the word "blunderbuss."

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    JaxKaneDoug Barry
    9/01/13 1:06pm

    Who names their kid, "Shemane"? Who marries someone named, "Shemane"?

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      Jan74JaxKane
      9/01/13 7:30pm

      Ted Nugent is basically Lucky from King of the Hill, and I imagine this Shemane person is basically Luanne.

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      shimshamJan74
      9/01/13 7:52pm

      Oh my god I never made that connection before. You just blew my mind.

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    hester bangsDoug Barry
    9/01/13 12:16pm

    I really like Bill Cosby's early material, and I will always be hugely grateful that he gave the world Fat Albert, and Lisa Bonet. But the over-moralizing curmudgeon doesn't work for me; I miss when he had more edge.

    Paul Schrader seems to be lacking one of those sensitivity chips, not to mention an ounce of tact - the girl just got out of rehab! You couldn't find a bigger Taxi Driver fan than me, but buddy, you're pushing it.

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      DrPrincesshester bangs
      9/01/13 12:51pm

      This, and especially since he was (is?) a perv, via many sources. There was even a lawsuit.

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      hester bangsDrPrincess
      9/01/13 1:01pm

      Right? It would be one thing if he was a powerful and wealthy married man having affairs with willing younger women - hardly a new phenomenon - but he was drugging and sexually assaulting these women. Is all the adorable get-off-my-lawn-speak supposed to make us forget about that?

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    BasicNameDoug Barry
    9/01/13 12:01pm

    If you can't remember where you leave loaded guns you should lose your right to carry them.

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      BasicNameDoug Barry
      9/01/13 12:03pm

      So Bill thinks some white girl shaking her ass on TV is a gateway to televised beheading? Well alrighty.

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        acutelyawareDoug Barry
        9/01/13 11:37am

        Good lord I hope that isn't a real Amanda Bynes tweet. (unless Drake just visited her in the hospital...)

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