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    Montauk MonsterMax Read
    8/30/13 11:14am

    They're both much better looking than your average "arrested for public sex in a shed" couples.

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      GregSamsaMontauk Monster
      8/30/13 11:29am

      Thought the same thing, actually. And certainly less meth-y than I'd've thought.

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      DanCopelandMontauk Monster
      8/30/13 11:49am

      I'm glad I wasn't the only person to have that as a first thought. Far cry above the Walmart fuckers.

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    MisterHippityMax Read
    8/30/13 12:12pm

    I'm kind of surprised that the cops were called in. Clearly, whoever called them knew what was going on in there (why else would the police be needed?), so why not just give them a quick warning instead? Pound hard on the door of the shed and shout "You have two minutes to get out of there before we call the cops!" I'm sure they would have obeyed quickly, realizing they were busted. Much simpler and less disruptive all around, and gets the situation resolved quickly and with little fuss.

    Unless somebody felt that what they were doing was so evil that they absolutely had to be legally punished for it? I mean, what harm did they do to anyone else, really? Talk about a victimless crime.

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      stuckonrewindMisterHippity
      8/30/13 12:34pm

      And were they made to wait with their clothes partially off while the police were called? Was his penis just left hanging out there, by then totally flaccid, until the cops could see the evidence? That seems so wrong and perverted and surely not.

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      DocMoMisterHippity
      8/30/13 1:09pm

      One would think so. However, look at the photo. Look at the state. Me thinks that someone got all sour with righteous indignation and felt that this type of fraternization needed to be punished.

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    DoctorNineMax Read
    8/30/13 11:09am

    Probably just a 'sex in public' kink.

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

    And I'm surprised they didn't do it in the 'screws' aisle...

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      WillemPennDoctorNine
      8/30/13 11:15am

      No, power tools. "I've got a drill for ya' baby!"

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      token_liberalDoctorNine
      8/30/13 11:44am

      I thought of that, but does doing it in a shed really count as public? The kind of sheds that my local Home Depot has outside don't even have windows. I'm thinking that there might be a Mrs. Exposed Penis out there that they were avoiding.

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    Thunder-LipsMax Read
    8/30/13 11:10am

    I just find the timing odd...like heah wake up honey we need to get to the home depot so i can do ya up in the shed. I mean at 8 am I just want to go back the fuck to sleep.

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      SwitzersLeftNostrilThunder-Lips
      8/30/13 11:38am

      i actually think this is when people cheat on their spouses (a good portion of the time). they will rendezvous before work, because it leaves a little wiggle room for excuses (leaving for work early excuse, and a 'traffic' excuse for showing up late).

      in high school, i did manual labor, and one of the things we had to do was clean up a parking lot every morning in front of a movie theatre. one day, i rolled up on a couple doing it in a car, right in front of the theatre. was probably 6:45am, and the parking lot was bare except for their one car. they just froze and looked at me. i picked up the trash around their car and kept on moving....

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      LisasaurThunder-Lips
      8/30/13 11:41am

      Right? And if I'm at Home Depot at 8 am you can bet I am pissed about it. Don't touch me.

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    DoUEvenRiffMax Read
    8/30/13 11:07am

    If stuff like this happened on Girls I'd be more inclined to watch it

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      America's WangDoUEvenRiff
      8/30/13 11:26am

      Doesn't Brooklyn escheweth the big boxes? And then there's the issue of where to find a Home Depot.

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      dvdoffDoUEvenRiff
      8/30/13 12:38pm

      Me, too! Only they'd be doing it in the Ikea off the Jersey Turnpike.

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    America's WangMax Read
    8/30/13 11:13am

    Won't someone please think of the shed children.

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      DookmarriottlivesAmerica's Wang
      8/30/13 11:17am

      Comment of the motherf'in day, I don't even care if no one else cosigns

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    America's WangMax Read
    8/30/13 12:10pm

    I think dude nailed the perfect expression for "I have to act all contrite now for a 'crime' whose only victim was a shed worrying it might get soiled."

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      Exponential GrapeAmerica's Wang
      8/30/13 12:32pm

      And you can tell she has a lit cigarette in her hand.

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    Mount_PrionMax Read
    8/30/13 11:38am

    Kids these days, so much whackin' in the tool shed.

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      Chamomiles DavisMax Read
      8/30/13 1:43pm

      At first he tried to do her in the Ace, but she wanted no part of that.

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        JennifartChamomiles Davis
        8/30/13 2:32pm

        You mean Ace wasn't the place?!?!

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      raincoasterMax Read
      8/30/13 7:26pm

      Home Depots, because they are 24 hours, are a big rendezvous spot. In Vancouver, I heard they had to close the one we have after a certain hour because it became a HUGE gay hookup place. I mean right there on the plywood. Which was a shame, because it was AWESOME to go out to a pub with pals and then, staggering home, decide on the spur of the moment to just stock up on ... pretty copper piping? odd wood ends? one of every type of screw in the department? And wake up the next day and go "That's it, next time I write "Lightbulbs" on my arm in Sharpie."

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