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    hester bangsLindy West
    8/29/13 8:47pm

    I can't get with the tribute. Axl Rose is an abusive piece of shit.

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      Lindy Westhester bangs
      8/29/13 8:51pm

      Oh, he's obviously a gross monster. I was just trying to be generous to the celebrities, because I'm so bored of knee-jerk "OMG CRAZY BABY NAME" faux-outrage.

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      A Farce to Be Reckoned WithLindy West
      8/29/13 9:03pm

      I vaguely remember Axl Rose chose his stage name because it's an anagram of "Oral Sex." Should this be the actual case and not just some urban legend, it might actually be a truly, truly atrocious baby name.

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    nicolecoolieLindy West
    8/29/13 8:52pm

    I adore Sandra Bullock. I will watch While You Were Sleeping, Hope Floats (!!), Two Weeks Notice, Speed, The Proposal, Miss Congeniality, A Time To Kill, or Demolition Man ANY DAY and twice on Sunday. Except The Lake House. That one sucked. Sandy is my favorite. She seems like she'd be great to grab a beer with. I don't care who doesn't like her, I love her. And just watch the scene where she scoops Bernice up at the end of the driveway when her asshole dad drives away in Hope Floats and you tell me if you aren't crying. You're a dick with no heart if you aren't crying. That is all. Carry on, Sandy.

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      Lindy Westnicolecoolie
      8/29/13 8:53pm

      OH MY GOD I HAVE SEEN WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING SO MANY TIMES.

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      nicolecoolieLindy West
      8/29/13 8:59pm

      I'm glad there's someone else in this boat. "I love black underwears." is the best line ever. God bless Joe Jr.

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    misshoneychurch1888Lindy West
    8/29/13 9:05pm

    Love Sandra Bullock! Practical Magic and Miss Congeniality are enough reasons to love her forever, but she also seems to be a genuinely nice and funny person. Also, if I remember, when she adopted her son she specifically adopted from the US instead of going to another country. It was a nice reminder that there are kids here that need families, which seemed kind of cool. Anyway, love her!!!

    Also, and excuse to post the best scene ever!

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      HaiTharmisshoneychurch1888
      8/29/13 9:12pm

      Practical Magic is my everything.

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      IinventedPostItsHaiThar
      8/29/13 9:15pm

      My old roommate and I wanted to host a Practical Magic themed dress up party. We were going to make my husband dress up as Sandra's first husband who gets killed while moving apple crates.

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    ambitiousLindy West
    8/29/13 9:12pm

    I own a Hope Floats snowglobe. Did I find it on the street? Yes. Did I scream "SAY WHAAAAAT????" and immediately declare that Sunday "The Best Sunday?" Yup and yes. Have I tried to channel her character from The Proposal when I had to be a hard ass in class? Habitually. Am I trying to forget that All About Steve ever happened? I have no idea because I don't know what that is.

    Sooooooo .... yeah. I guess I maybe kind of like Sandra Bullock?

    I'd say more but I have to go get in line for the NIN documentary.

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      IinventedPostItsLindy West
      8/29/13 8:46pm

      LOVE Sandy B. Love, love, love her.....

      GIF
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        sambycatIinventedPostIts
        8/29/13 8:47pm

        She is a bendy pretzel bobcat

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        nicolecoolieIinventedPostIts
        8/29/13 8:53pm

        LOOOOOVE her.

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      grumpstomerLindy West
      8/29/13 8:57pm

      "Fergie is a huge Guns 'N Roses fan - one of her career highlights has been performing and recording with Slash - so Axl makes perfect sense,"

      ...yeah I'm sure Slash would agree that it makes perfect sense.

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        TyrannosaurusBataarLindy West
        8/29/13 8:50pm

        I love Sandy B since Miss Congeniality. Probably the only movie I've seen as many times as Beetlejuice. (Don't judge me.)

        Side note: I totally had a dream last night that I was interviewing to write for Jez and basically my mind was like "k but when can I meet Lindy tho?"

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          SaraRuefulLindy West
          8/29/13 9:35pm

          The true reason for the Eastwood divorce: he was cheating on her. Photos have been obtained of the homewrecking hussy.

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            kshortie16Lindy West
            8/29/13 9:06pm

            So, I'm about to do some stan shit. But it beez like that sometimes

            *Christina Aguilera wrote a really cute letter to her fans. Very long, but pretty poignant. [Official Website]

            She also released a video for "Let There Be Love" from her album Lotus. It's real cute and she looks adorable in it. She dedicated it to the fans and whatnot. You're welcome.

            Sorry I'm not sorry.

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              midwesternmomLindy West
              8/29/13 9:23pm

              I think Sandra Bullock must be a great person, because she managed to keep her son's adoption under wraps for three months. Even with Jesse James and the cheating Nazi scandal. Not a single friend, employee, or person aware of her adoption sold her out to the tabloids for what would have been a huge payday. If she can inspire such loyalty, she has to be a great employer and friend.

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