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    Rebecca "Burt" RoseLindy West
    8/28/13 9:04pm

    Yeah, you cannot fuck around when it comes to wiener dogs and their firm conviction that they are the most fucking important thing in your world ever, period. Introducing a new animal or baby to the home of a dachshund is like trying to throw a birthday party for a Jehovah's Witness who has lived locked in a religious compound for 50 years. That shit is not going to go over well.

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      BasicNameRebecca "Burt" Rose
      8/28/13 9:16pm

      That made me snort. I know both wiener dogs, and have JW's in the family so, yeah. You are right on the fucking nose.

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      theboogiecatRebecca "Burt" Rose
      8/28/13 10:22pm

      A lot of people are completely ignorant that introducing a baby and a dog is a process that requires careful planning. So they get props for planning ahead. Getting rid of the dog "because we have a baby now" is one of those excuses that sucks ass. But I wouldn't let Cesar Millan near any animal of mine. He's incredibly harsh in his training methods and dog trainers that endorse positive training think he's the devil. People who try his methods at home end up in big trouble because even he gets bitten all the time using his approach.

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    recidiviciousLindy West
    8/28/13 9:19pm

    I'm just here for Alexander Skarsgård's flawless football fanboying.

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      Immaculate Gaenorrecidivicious
      8/28/13 9:23pm

      He looks totally hardcore in that video. I love how they're trying to get him to take off the hat so people can see the SKARSGARD but he's all "I'M CHANTING HERE!"

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      recidiviciousImmaculate Gaenor
      8/28/13 9:38pm

      He's totally into it! He even did an interview on American tv where he sang in Swedish and (of course) it turned out to be one they sing at their matches.

      Breaking News | Celebrity News | More ABC News Videos
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    DarkTowerLateArrivalLindy West
    8/28/13 9:00pm

    Oh, What is a baby? I must find out today. What makes Jim Dear and Darling. Act that way.

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      RTFA___DarkTowerLateArrival
      8/28/13 9:03pm

      RUINED. I AM RUINED FROM THE PERFECTNESS.

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      StripesnotsolidsDarkTowerLateArrival
      8/28/13 9:09pm

      ERMAHGAHD! Doxies are the CUTEST!!!

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    HaiTharLindy West
    8/28/13 8:59pm

    Shut the fuck up, Piers Morgan. Opening your mouth on any subject makes me want to immediately take the opposing position.

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      asmartphantomHaiThar
      8/28/13 10:09pm

      Alright, so what's up with Piers Morgan? Genuinely asking, because he's never really been on my radar & seems to have managed to get a large portion of the population to hate him enough to cut his heart out with a spoon.

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      HaiTharasmartphantom
      8/28/13 10:17pm

      He's smarmy, has no real tact whatsoever, and his tenure as tabloid editor was ethically questionable, basically.

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    peasandriceLindy West
    8/28/13 9:08pm

    "Newsies: Where Are They Now?" Um, carrying the banner in my heart, OBVIOUSLY.

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      comeonpoppetpeasandrice
      8/28/13 9:38pm

      While doing yardwork, I can be found singing the entire Newsies catalogue.

      "Sante Fe... ARE YOU THERE? Do you swear you won't forget me? .... Ain't ya glad you have a dreeeeeam called Sannntaaaa Fe!"

      I am fairly certain my neighbors hate me.

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      madasawethenpeasandrice
      8/28/13 9:49pm

      Spot Conlon is the reason I am single. No one rules Brooklyn quite like him.

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    LilyLuxLindy West
    8/28/13 8:57pm

    Perhaps Billy Ray realized his daughter is a grown woman and can explain and be held accountable for her behavior herself?

    ETA: and does he look like he's aging in reverse to anyone else? Maybe it's the Justin Bieber haircut.

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      katie_keysLilyLux
      8/28/13 9:08pm

      There's some kind of deal with the devil thing going on there, but I think the devil just threw in better aging because he felt bad about how he planned to fulfill the Miley-is-super-famous portion of the deal.

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      patsysweetyLilyLux
      8/28/13 9:13pm

      He's got a case of the Benjamin Buttons and the hair of 1980's Tom Cruise. I just can't explain the facial hair. It kind of looks like half the mustache was shaved off.

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    Mila4kaLindy West
    8/28/13 9:37pm

    Ugh, Ceasar Millan makes my blood boil. I wish dog owners would do a little more of their own research before hiring trainers for their dogs. I'm sure Fergie only went with Millan because he is famous. His school of thought when it comes to dog training is questionable at best. There is nothing positive in "Positive punishment" or occasionally taking a foot to dog's stomach

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      Prier the Confused KumquatMila4ka
      8/28/13 10:00pm

      Seriously. I don't want to pinch my dog when she misbehaves. It's not right. >:(

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      asmartphantomMila4ka
      8/28/13 10:13pm

      Preach. I wish you could slap my ex-friend with this information. Part of the reason we're no longer friends is because OMG CESAR SAYS THIS CESAR SAYS THAT CESAR KNOWS ALL aaaand she was trying to use his methods on a rescue puppy who was shot when he was 6 weeks old.

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    parangaricutirimicuaroLindy West
    8/28/13 8:56pm

    Billy Ray was supposed to be on the show tonight to explain his daughter's behavior

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      BasicNameparangaricutirimicuaro
      8/28/13 9:17pm

      That's his job ya know. He needs to keep his womenz in check and she is getting a lil feisty. Time to explain her actions!

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      BlondzillaOGparangaricutirimicuaro
      8/29/13 12:44pm

      Word.

      I wonder if Bieber's mom was invited on the show to explain her son's behavior.

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    KishLindy West
    8/28/13 9:26pm

    KATE MOSS, I WILL FIND YOU.

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      Rebecca "Burt" RoseKish
      8/28/13 9:54pm

      KATE, you in danger, gurl

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      A Farce to Be Reckoned WithRebecca "Burt" Rose
      8/28/13 10:15pm

      There is never not an appropriate occasion for Oda Mae.

      Also, never not appropriate: double negatives.

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    DevonnaLindy West
    8/28/13 9:19pm

    Unless he's going to answer for the use of Black women as props and Miley's cultural-appropriation-as-a-route-to-self-discovery, I give precisely zero fucks what BRC has to say.
    Next thing you know, we'll have a damned Cyrus reality show inflicted on us.

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      MadInca3000Devonna
      8/29/13 4:12am

      If Morgan ever talks to BR Cyrus, I hope he asks how much money he paid to Ben Affleck to get the hair he wore in ARGO.

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      DevonnaMadInca3000
      8/29/13 7:36am
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