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    corey3rdJohn Cook
    8/23/13 10:31am

    Maybe Hulk got wore out banging Ford's wife before the event?

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      Alexander_Crouton-Skitchcorey3rd
      8/23/13 10:41am

      Edit: wait ... this is better and answers the question, would she consider that option?

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      corey3rdAlexander_Crouton-Skitch
      8/23/13 10:42am

      As if Hulk Hogan is that picky.

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    TheOmbudsmanJohn Cook
    8/23/13 10:26am

    I'm normally not the sort to put on hats made of tinfoil, but I have to wonder if this wasn't just a stunt to make Ford look good (or rather, look better), and if Hogan wasn't paid to show up and throw the match.

    Then again, Ford is approximately three times the mass of Hogan, and that does help when it comes to arm wrestling.

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      김치전!TheOmbudsman
      8/23/13 10:28am

      How much d'you reckon it costs to buy off Hulk Hogan? $3.50 (Canadian)?

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      WaterWishTheOmbudsman
      8/23/13 10:30am

      Ya think?

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    Missypoo50John Cook
    8/23/13 12:48pm

    Not that I care who won, but seriously - "Eye of the Tiger" is played after the match?

    Have some respect, guys, and play the true arm wrestling anthem:

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      RealAmurricanMissypoo50
      8/23/13 2:06pm

      You complete me.

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      Missypoo50RealAmurrican
      8/23/13 2:44pm
      GIF
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    mrichieJohn Cook
    8/23/13 10:34am

    Saw Gawker twitter post, please show me the video? Don't keep dragging my Mayor through the mud, he's doing well and right now we have a major public transit system that is a problem beyond him.

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      Missy Pantsmrichie
      8/23/13 10:40am

      Doug Ford is that you?

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      Cherith Cutestorymrichie
      8/23/13 10:41am

      How is this dragging anyone through mud? This is awesome!

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    madamerolandJohn Cook
    8/23/13 10:28am

    As an American who is well aware of Canada's superiority over the US in many ways (hello health care and banking regulations), I want to thank the people of Toronto for electing this buffoon. It makes me feel just a little bit better.

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      RunningOutOfBurnJokesmadameroland
      8/23/13 10:46am

      Oh don't worry, Canada hasn't had any smug moral ground to stand on for a lonnnng time. We used to use the US to feel better about ourselves, but keep on with the legalizing pot, gay marriage and ethnic minority leaders and we're toast. http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/…

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      madamerolandRunningOutOfBurnJokes
      8/23/13 10:53am

      That makes me feel better, too. Although, my great grandmother was from Quebec so I've got a little Canada in me as well.

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    SecretlyQuebecoisJohn Cook
    8/23/13 11:24am

    Can Gawker start a new blog dedicated entirely to Rob Ford? I could read about this man all day.

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      XyloSecretlyQuebecois
      8/23/13 11:29am

      There you go: http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall…

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    Cherith CutestoryJohn Cook
    8/23/13 10:40am

    I can't help but love Rob Ford because he is exactly like my Uncle in every way. My uncle died a couple of years ago in his late seventies. After years of hard drinking, hard living, sketchy left and right, abundant drug use he died from breaking his neck when he was diving into a swimming pool.

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      XyloCherith Cutestory
      8/23/13 11:27am

      Seventies?? Fuck. Signed, a Torontonian.

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    gigglesticksJohn Cook
    8/23/13 10:22am

    Canadian equivalent of: "U.S.A! U.S.A!"

    Don't think we have one.

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      Woundup_Penguingigglesticks
      8/23/13 10:36am

      "Eh, eh, eh! Eh, eh, eh!"

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      canoebasednamegigglesticks
      8/23/13 11:07am

      sorry. sorry. sorry. excuse me.

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    DolemiteJohn Cook
    8/23/13 10:23am

    "I want all you little Fordamaniacs to remember to say your prayers and smoke your crack."

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      HellephantJohn Cook
      8/23/13 10:20am

      double post

      P.S. Rowdy Roddy Piper would have none of this.

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        madamerolandHellephant
        8/23/13 10:44am

        They Live is a fantastic movie.

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